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Michael Lohan

Gets Off SUPER EASY

in Domestic Violence Case

11/16/2011 3:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Michael Lohan in jail
It seems like Lindsay Lohan was treated like a mass murderer compared to the sentence Michael Lohan got for allegedly beating his ex-girlfriend last month ... because unlike his daughter, MiLo was NOT sentenced to the slammer.

Lohan -- who was accused of beating the crap out of his ex-GF Kate Major back in October -- appeared in a Tampa courtroom today and pled no contest to 4 misdemeanors ... involving an incident at Kate's apartment last month, in which he allegedly got violent when she refused to perform oral sex on him.

In exchange for his no contest plea, Lohan was sentenced to 2 years probation and ordered to spend 4 months at a residential treatment center. Lohan was also ordered to complete a domestic violence batterer’s intervention program ... and he's been banned from having any contact with Kate.

Meanwhile, Lindsay was sentenced to spend 30 days in jail after she violated her probation in a case stemming from a non-violent crime.

Seem fair to you?

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AGENT smith    

Julia we can send a few healthy pigeons from Venice, we have thousands of them. I guess a seagull probably wouldn't work so great. Tell the Indians to get off the peace pipe and get some electricity going.

880 days ago
332.

Ellie G    

Hi all!, hope everyone is well. Did I miss anything? Did she win an oscar yet? Get any movie rolls? Married? Pregnant? Has she done ANY cs? Has she done anything worth anything?

880 days ago
333.

Luv    

The new Marilyn movie debuts tomorrow. I hope it's good and does her justice. Any one going to see it?

880 days ago
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INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    

Only two more days until Thanksgiving.... have you done all of your grocery shopping? There's one item that cannot be purchased at your local market:

The Lindsay Lohan-brand Expensive-range Holiday Turkey. It’s truly a one-of-a-kind fowl. Raised not on any corn-based feed, but rather on some undisclosed substance which yields a most unusual bird.

While this turkey is generally underweight for its size, it does feature quite the large cavity, useful for stuffing it full of.... something. Possibly stuffing, but I really don't know - it's one of Linds’ well-kept trade secrets.

One thing more... although not disclosed on the package, this turkey - unlike any I've ever seen - is a little tricky to handle. Even after the beheading, plucking and cleaning, this damn bird just can't seem to sit still. I've not ever experienced a turkey with so much built-up energy. I don't know what she does to them, but it's fascinating. And exclusive, too. Not just anyone can afford to buy one. The price? One million dollars... but worth every nickel.

Bon appetite.

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880 days ago
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AGENT smith    

www.crashthesuperbowl.com title search Ducks: Who Ate The Doritos...........join my Twitter army ALFieeeeee@Twitter

880 days ago
336.

Blood Red Witch    

BEST MUG SHOT EVER!

http://jalopnik.com/5861536/drunk-woman-knees-cop-in-groin-and-smiles-for-epic-mug-shot

880 days ago
337.

Danielle    

I think i found a picture from lindsays playboy shoot

http://www.celebrific.com/22545/lindsay-lohan-spreads-for-playboy-magazine/

880 days ago
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ketjo    

The STOVE is here and being put in as I type....Hubby is sulking in the den ...making me wonder if he had any thing to do with my over over heating this morning ....because he had that Mighty turkey fryer pulled out of the back of the garage store room and sat up when I got back from town.. He's been trying to get me to let him use it again since he and the men of the family discided to deep fry the turkey 4 years ago and almost burned down the whole mountain side because drinking beer and deep frying do not mix...... but to be nice I did bring him a nice little baking hen to play with if he wanted his fryer....
Men in the south love....and I mean love...to deep fry anything in their fryers they will haul out the barrel like thing and fill it up at any excuse....turkey,...ham...deer shoulder....and pig.....even tryed bear one time and that is a really bad stink...just have a keg in the corner and somebody to play a fiddle and you got a stomping going on......
Goina go and make sure my turkey is still in the pantry thawing out....wouldn't put it pass the general to draft that bird into active service.......
Happy Thankgiving.....

880 days ago
339.

ketjo    

BRW ....If that has already been photoshopped to hell and back what did it look like before ..

880 days ago
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AGENT smith    

Oooops, the title of my Doritos Crash The Superbowl commercial.........Ducks: Who Ate The Doritos? www.crashthesuperbowl.com The winner gets a million, 2nd 600k 3rd 400k.......please check it out, thanks, I need votes starting January 4th

880 days ago
341.

AGENT smith    

Lindsay was rated one of the most influential celebrities in the world, and she tweeted about it!!!!!

880 days ago
342.

ilovegossip    

LOL@the 6126 Facebook page. The wall post previous to the new one is dated January 3rd and says that 6126 will be launching a shoe line as soon as Lindsay got out of Rehab. Guess that didn't go too well.

880 days ago
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MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Danielle
Thats an old photo. She hasn't looked like that in YEARS! Knowing how bad the pics will PROBABLY be, I highly doubt Hefner and Company will leak anything before the actual issue comes out.

880 days ago
344.

Delmar    

Ali is tweeting about food. This is the first time she made a tweet in about a month.

880 days ago
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AGENT smith    

Delmar the controlled diet must be the same one that Sam Ro is on..........

880 days ago
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