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Michael Lohan

Gets Off SUPER EASY

in Domestic Violence Case

11/16/2011 3:40 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Michael Lohan in jail
It seems like Lindsay Lohan was treated like a mass murderer compared to the sentence Michael Lohan got for allegedly beating his ex-girlfriend last month ... because unlike his daughter, MiLo was NOT sentenced to the slammer.

Lohan -- who was accused of beating the crap out of his ex-GF Kate Major back in October -- appeared in a Tampa courtroom today and pled no contest to 4 misdemeanors ... involving an incident at Kate's apartment last month, in which he allegedly got violent when she refused to perform oral sex on him.

In exchange for his no contest plea, Lohan was sentenced to 2 years probation and ordered to spend 4 months at a residential treatment center. Lohan was also ordered to complete a domestic violence batterer’s intervention program ... and he's been banned from having any contact with Kate.

Meanwhile, Lindsay was sentenced to spend 30 days in jail after she violated her probation in a case stemming from a non-violent crime.

Seem fair to you?

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346.

ketjo    

David
You can deep fry 10 to 15 squrrials in a deep fryer tha size in about 3 minutes flat...or 2 opossums at 7 minutes or a fat ground hog takes 6 minutes and a stray revenuer or DDA officer in 5 hours flat depending on how done you like your meat to be....but if he's from say NY city for example well then we like to keep them up in a pen for about 4 days and give them moonshine and zing to clean them out good and get rid of the gammy taste they have...then all ya got to do it choppin'em up go at some Louisana Hot sauce and you have the best BBQ you have ever taste just like in that movie....Fried Green Tomatoes......

983 days ago
347.

AGENT smith    

Julia, where is the best place along the Amazon river to capture Amazonian women. Is it true that they run in packs topless on the banks of the river.

983 days ago
348.

ketjo    

Agent Smith
Don't call them Amazons in the mountains just call them Mountains Mermaids and they set on the rocks in the middle of the river or big streams on hot summer days and lure the male tourists from up north or out west into the water...were that ice cold mountain water instantly freezes their balls off and keeps the meat from tasting so male and gamey when they are cooked up in BBQ......Now you know why NC BBQ wins best ever made year after year .........

983 days ago
349.

ketjo    

I'm going to bed....long day tomorrow cause I got to catch all my baking up I didn't get done today....Daughter is coming early tomorrow morning so she can help me...(don't know how she never learned to cook,to her making a pie is taking it out of th Mrs Smiths package and putting it in the oven. or ordering it over the phone......but I'll take her help gladly.....Fresh Carrot/Walnut Cake with Cream Cheeze Frosting, 1 pumpkin pie, 1 cherry pie, 1 apple pie , 1 pecan pie and a Sweet Potato Cassarole..................Sam now I'm hungrey ...goodnite....

983 days ago
350.

Blood Red Witch    

Why in the world would a Lindsay fan go by Bloody Lohan on twitter?

983 days ago
351.

Grandma Cracker    

Did Sparkles do any CS this week?

983 days ago
352.

Delmar    

Lindsay's tweeting. Everything is sane because Lindsay is sane.

983 days ago
353.

AGENT smith    

Lindsay has been sneaking in and out of the Coroners office without being photographed. It's cold and scary there and she wants to keep it private with mommy and Ali......

983 days ago
354.

AGENT smith    

I'll be right back...I almost forgot to Tweet that I saw Lindsay at the Coroners office today...

983 days ago
355.

Grandma Cracker    

Well, the quarter is winding down and I have five whole days off...whoot!
I have been doing internships for the past 3 quarters; spring, summer and fall @ 160... hrs per quarter, as well as a full time class schedule. Guess what? That means I have done 480 hours of "volunteer" work counseling the homeless and helping addicts get placed in treatment since the spring.
If I was Lindsay I would be done with CS as of yesterday!
Now my internships are done, but I will be doing classes for two more quarters. The state is pulling funding and the non profit that I have interned for is looking at losing most of its funding and paid employees. I just signed on to continue working 20 hours a week for free until I finish my program in the spring.
There is more to "volunteering" than CS or internships. It is a heart thing......

983 days ago
356.

Blood Red Witch    

Ok, y'all, those tweets are making me laugh. Thanks I have a cold and have been bleak all day.

983 days ago
357.

Faegtrick    

I never gave Nicole a fakeover. There's just not enough there to work with. Linds is hard enough, and I couldn't even fix her without automotive products.

982 days ago
358.

Grandma Cracker    

Now that Smitty has taken to do***enting the lives of ducks, I guess we should all speak duck to him....Quack. Quack quack. Quack quack quack quack quack!
That means QUIT TWITTERING LINDSAY, SHE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT YOU!
QUACK........

982 days ago
359.

Blood Red Witch    

MichaelBenny Michael Benny
just had to unfollow @lindsaylohan too many promoted tweets..and weirdness.. what was i thinking anyway?
____________
But the weirdness is the fun!

982 days ago
360.

Blood Red Witch    

GC, nope, there is no way to sort the tweets aimed at you. It just shows up on a timeline. So, it just depends on when she looks at the tweets aimed at her and how far down her timeline she cares to read.
The brasilians seem to like her a lot too.

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