Buzz Lightyear -- I Hear Uranus Is Nice This Time of Year

What was this silly bastard doing at Neverland Ranch!

Wow report covered this last week

didnt we all comment on this a couple of days ago?
re-run already what sup TMZ?

is he in that movie jackass? or was he just imitating it?

Save room for Woody!

Nasty ass butt pirates

Didn't we establish that was a dog yesterday?

This is when I believe in the process of natural selection
what freaking idiots

wow people will stick ANYTHING up their booty (or hooha) in pursuit of pleasure...my bf used to work in a hospital ER and oh the stories he has of people putting all kinds of stuff up their butts..

I worked in the ER for a while. Saw all kinds of things like that. But staff kept it from other people. Guess it's more out in the open, nowadays.

I work in a prison and they do stuff like this ALL the time! They smuggle in phones and drugs!

My friend works in medical billing and she sees a lot of cases of middle-aged men with things lodged in their rears....

I wonder, if Tim Allen read this story, did he have the sudden urge to take a shower.

Doesn't look like it's in his anus, looks like it's a penis extender.

I'm pretty sure Buzz Lightyear wasn't boldly going "where no man has gone before".