Paris Hilton -- Black Widow Spyder

Poor Paris, she's looking so old. I'm surprised she's doing what most middle aged people do at her age: buy a car too youthful for her age. What's next? Balding?

For someone who just got a new car, she sure doesn't look very happy. Kind of like she has a chip on her shoulder or she thinks she is better than everyone and trying to prove something. Class does not come with money. She used to be so cute and adorable when she was younger, way younger. She herself like Kim K has her share of backlash and like Heidi Klum said- One day you're in, and next you're out. How Heidi stays in longer than both the others is her attitude.

Her face has that "I do a lot of cocaine" look about it.
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And her crotch has that "I itch like crazy once a month" look about it".

Lucky lady! Try and buy one even of you have the money! They are sold out up here in San Francisco. I'm sure all of the jealous comments here won't wipe the smile on her face when she drives it! HA!

damn, Pari*****ers all around. smh. good for her

Looks like Ferrari hired Jaguar's designer. Must've ran out of ideas.

Uh oh....seems as though someone i********* their mid-life crisis. Red Ferrari screams one thing : I need something big enough to fill the gaping hole that is growing inside of me as I age as a single woman with no substance and no real sense of direction. Way to show the world you're growing more pathetic as the media attention is finally catching up to the fact that you. were. never. relevant. Next step : Paris adopts a baby.

Are u kidding me? At this time when so many are losing their homes and jobs, people protesting on Wall Street,this moron buys a quarter of a million dollar CAR??? What has she done to contribute to society? Get a LIFE..

However you spin it Harvey...you aren't going to make this skank relevant again...there are so many calls now to boycott TMZ after ur butt kissing of the Krapdashians....now you are back onto ugly Paris again?...wtf?

is she sucking on a lollipop BACKWARDS????! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! i would NOT!! trust that woman behind the wheel of that car. i am not kidding!!! run for your lives!!

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Wow, she's looking all used and dried up.

yes..i'm very jealous... but I won't criticise her to make myself feel better about it

This old lady must need her fix of attention. Who else would call TMZ to have a photographer show up to see her get a car? It's just so sad what these people do when no one wants to take their picture anymore, they have to resort to "buying" an expensive car to try and generate some kind of publicity for them.

Is this what you have to do to get your photo taken now? Buy a car and have your publicist call TMZ to have someone there to pretend to catch you out running errands, or whatever it is you do all day to make yourself famous? Not even the richest of people drive a ferrari as a day to day car, you aren't fooling anyone.