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Kim Kardashian

Does Kris Think

I'm Some Sorta Dummy???

12/1/2011 12:03 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Kim Kardashian
is telling friends ... she's incredulous over Kris Humphries' claim that she used him as a disposable groom just to get a pop on her reality show.

Kim is bragging -- and on this one she has a right to brag -- she and her mom are marketing geniuses, so why would she set herself up to be skewered in the media by dumping her husband after only 72 days?  Kim acknowledges the split has been rough on her image and she would never have intentionally self-destructed.

And, Kim says, if this were really a wedding truly made for TV, she would have made it "way better," telling friends, "I'm no dummy.  The divorce would have been just as dramatic and dragged out as the wedding." 

Kim is telling friends Kris' latest move is "pathetic," adding, "Why fight over any of this?"

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Kris is right. End of story.

1056 days ago


Any marketing credit, or more accurately blame, goes to Ryan Seacrest and the Hollywood machine behind the scenes. As for toady Kim and her panty-stain mother, are they referring to the "marketing genius" that caused this mess? THIS is what happens when THEY do the marketing. And is it "marketing genius" because some rabid tweens, teens and bored lifeless adults will go out and buy "Kim Kardashians Can 'O Farts" and spray themselves with it? I don't think so, you delusional whores.

1056 days ago

Christopher Hands    

Each time KK and KH talk bad about each other, it's going to be news and keeps people talking about them, which is what they want.

1056 days ago


you are a dummy kim , you think after your 72 day scam and wedding television special that people aren't gonna see you for what you really are then you've got another thing coming , kris is now seeing what everyone else saw and you can't stand that people are seeing the real you and the money grubbing famewhore you and your family really are

1056 days ago


It's a good thing she made her money by using what's between her legs. If she needed to use what's in her head, she'd be broke!

1056 days ago

BB not bb    

If this Kris loves Kim so much, why can't he comprimise to make her happy? Isn't that what good husbands do? Why can't he play for the Nets or the Lakers or some team that is near where she wants to be? Making someone like her go live in the woods in Minnesota isn't going to work. She has the bigger career, he should comprimise.

The have enough money to keep his house in MN for trips back there. I think they are being petty. He is not completely innocent. I also thought it was very rude and a slap in the face when he told her to dump her career to go to MN, becuase no one will care about her once she has kids. That is actually mentally abusive. Her sister is right there famous with a kid.

He needs some skills in getting along with people from what I see. She probably can't assert herself with him. She thought he was so sweet and funny, and now he is just demanding and mean. Maybe he was the fraud too, just being nice to trap a woman into taking his guff.

1056 days ago


kim is the dummy cause she thought we all would believe her, NOT. kris is to blame also for going along with most part of it.

1056 days ago


"...she and her mom are marketing geniuses, so why would she set herself up to be skewered in the media by dumping her husband after only 72 days?"

Well if you recall, right after she said she was dumping him all hell broke loose and everyone started attacking her. She said herself that she was shocked and didn't expect this kind of reaction and her whole family was completey floored how bad the reaction was.

What that means is SHE DID plan to dump him but had no idea it would turn out like this. She might be good at marketing herself but she publicly admitted she never expected this kind of reaction which means she got this all wrong.

The marriage was a sham.

1056 days ago


Did she actually say "marketing geniuses?" Are these the same geniuses that thought it would be fine to televise an enema?

Kim - YOU'RE THE DUMMY! Not only are you a dummy, you an AS*! You're an AS* who doesn't care about anyone but herself. You and your family are cold and calculating.

We are tired of the Kardashian spin machine. The desperation was obvious when Kourtney announced her pregnancy before the end of the first trimester.

You were so certain that the world loved you that you could do whatever you wanted and the stink wouldn't blow back on you. Well surprise, surprise -- it did because you were mistaken about how loved you really were by your viewers.

You're show is not entertainment. It's just mindless trash that people watch to make fun of. It's a running joke that about to run it's course.

If you Kardashians had any sense, you would leave Kris alone and handle this privately. Bashing him on your show is not helping your cause. It just makes you look evil. The viewing public is smart enough to know that you can edit these things to get any result you want -- and right now the Kardashians want to make Kris the bad guy.

E Network - When are you going to take this Kardashian garbage off the air? I even hate watching the commercials. I'm on the verge of dumping your channel from my favorites because of it.


1056 days ago

liquid kitty    

Pathetic is not knowing when to shut up. You hurt this man and his family. Now some mysterious unnamed source is calling Kris H. gay? Shut up and go away Kardashian's, Jenner's, Disic's. Reality backlash...now THAT is fun.

1056 days ago


But, dear Kim, it sounds like you are going to make the divorce drag out and I'd bet anything that will be incorporated into whatever that show is.

1056 days ago


"I'm no Dummy" Indeed you're a manipulative B**** who bet the under instead of the over and now you're paying for it. Amazing how much you and Pari******on have in common, even your cars now, perhaps you should both admit you deserve each other and go Lesbo. Now THAT is a match and think about how much publicity you would get and it would explain the whole wedding/divorce etc......start the PR machine because no man in his right mind will ever want you. Kudos to both Kris and Reggie for getting out alive. I know it's a longshot, but show some "class" and give the ring back you are not entitled to keep it. Had he broke it off, perhaps then, but not under these cir****tances--Paris can buy you a new one, pink perhaps?

You're a beautiful woman and could've been much more, but you chose money, fame and greed over ethic, integrity and a heart--without a heart you have nothing. Perhaps you'll get a visit from the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future........

1056 days ago


Her response is bogus. The fact is that she arrogantly and callously tossed him aside without consideration or attempts of reconciliation. She simply miscalculated or failed to calculate that there would be repercussions to her actions. Her plan was flawed and now she's trying to cover it up.

1056 days ago


Kim, if you seeked OTHER pr/marketing advice, the verdict would be to keep your mouth, and the mouth of your friends, shut. You are going the Oxsana route: the more you talk, the deeper you sink. Get a grip and shut your lips, skank!!!

1056 days ago


TMZ= "pathetic"

TMZ= "pathetic"

TMZ= "pathetic"

TMZ= "pathetic"

TMZ= "pathetic"

1056 days ago
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