Our TV Shows

Got a Tip?

Call TMZ at (888) 847-9869 or Click Here

TMZ Live

Brooke & Charlie

Trading Places?

12/5/2011 12:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF


Brooke Mueller's latest Aspen arrest is doing a number on the time-space continuum ... because suddenly Charlie Sheen looks like a ... stable parent?

Plus, is taking care of pets a good warmup for kids? Everyone says it, but Bravo's maternity expert Rosie Pope ain't buying it. Also, why Herman Cain's decision to pull out is seriously bumming us out.

And porn star Lisa Ann -- aka "Nailin' Pailin" -- gives us some sex ed ... and reveals more about her "parts" than we wanted to know.


(1:00) How many trips to rehab does it take to fix a drug problem? Well ... we don't have an answer, but we do know Brooke Mueller need to give rehab another try!
(7:00) We try and figure out who should get the kids ... Charlie or Brooke?  We can't come to a conclusion.
(11:50) Do you think good pet owners make good parents?  Maternity Trend Expect and host of "Pregnant in Heels", Rosie Pope, tells the guys what makes a good parent.
(19:00) Charles and Dax both think their dogs have prepped them to care for a child.  Anyone need a babysitter?
(21:10) (30:40) Tiger Woods finally wins a tournament!  We have mixed reviews in the newsroom if Tiger is back or not.
(34:52) Herman Cain is no longer running for president.  We think the debates will now be boring-er.
(37:00)The very beautiful and talented, Lisa Ann calls in and tells us how we can win a date with her to the AVN awards in Vegas.
(45:22) Wait ... What's a fleshlight?!?!
(47:02) Watch as Dax's face turns red while we talk about lady parts and flash lights.


No Avatar


Oh god! 3 chairs! Brace yourself!

1022 days ago


I am wondering if Brooke Mueller has a past history with drugs or did Charlie Sheen introduce her to them??

1022 days ago


Why is "Tiger Wood’s Victory:" up twice?

1022 days ago

John Elliott    

Charlie should ask for sole custody. He can hire the help he needs or just use the Nanny that Brooke has been using. She is not a fit mother. Charlie might get wild a bit but he does seem under control.

Also this site is becoming a bit boring guys a bit to much legal crap like the MJ trial and so forth. Could you add a bit of humor or something to spice the content up a bit. Thank you.

1022 days ago


Charlie & Brooke - Neither one of them has any business with anything except supervised visitation! If they weren't celebrities, those kids would already be with grandparents.

1022 days ago


What bizarro world am I living in!? How are people FORGETTING Charlie's long, drawn out, very public psychotic break... the crack confessions... the porn stars? Seriously? Are people actually saying in this thread that he's DOING OKAY? Ummm, sorry people, but it takes more than a few weeks of staying under the radar to prove he's capable of being a fit parent. Wow. You people are delusional.

1022 days ago


I don't care if Cain had 1 affair or 20. That's between him and his wife. It's the fact that he lied about them. If he had only said "I screwed up, I hurt my family, Iam sorry". This would not have been a big deal.

1022 days ago


she makes Charlie look better and better everyday!!

1022 days ago


I don't care if Cain had 1 affair or 20. That's between him and his wife. I do care that he kept denying it. If he had only said, "I screwed up, I hurt my family, I am sorry". It would have been a non-event.

1022 days ago


what happened with samantha ronson's house get burglarized and what has happened with her in her dui case?

1022 days ago


NO. Having a pet does not necessarily make you a good parent.

1022 days ago


as if Jack Osbourne ever pick up his dogs **** .

1022 days ago

Ms Fun Loving    

No! The race is not turning to vanilla. Herman Cain is totally inept leader. He is right in there with Soul Train and Flavor Flav. Glad he is gone.

1022 days ago


Gotta go. That annoying laugh of Dax is just too much.

1022 days ago

Flying Blind    

jason, cain can't terminate his run until everyone is paid. so they suspend it until everyone gets paid. hillary's campaign is still suspended to this day.

1022 days ago
Previous 15 Comments | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments

Around The Web