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Charlie Sheen

NO WAY Brooke Deals Drugs --

'Cause I Pay Her a Fortune!!!

12/8/2011 7:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen says there's no way Brooke Mueller could have been trying to sell coke in Aspen this weekend ... because he gives her all the cash she needs in child support!!!

Sheen says he spoke with Brooke Tuesday night ... and says she's doing great -- just days after she was arrested in Colorado for possession of cocaine with intent to distribute.

When asked about the charge ... Sheen said, "With the child support I give her ... she's gonna deal drugs? Never gonna happen."

TMZ broke the story ... Sheen forks over $55,000 per month in support.

As for the kids, Sheen says he and Brooke have worked out a plan to share the work load -- saying, "We're interested in co-parenting ... the kids need two parents."

Sheen also took a shot at Aspen cops -- saying, "The cops in Aspen are Keystone on their finest day ... these are the clowns that let [Ted] Bundy go."

Shocking statement ... considering law enforcement officials in Aspen cut Charlie a huge break by not throwing the book at him when he was arrested for allegedly holding a knife to Brooke's throat back in 2009.



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It's a charge because of the amount she had. I really doubt she was actually selling it...there is no way she would sell ANY of her stash!

996 days ago


She told the cops she was going to share it with her friends, thats "intent to distribute".

996 days ago

Stupid People Hater    

I'm guessing she has to show what she is spending child support payments on. Listing a daily coke habit is probably not a good reason to be spending child support.

Either way the judge/law is the screwed up part. It is so obvious she is an addict.

996 days ago

Mumra The Ever Living    

SHe was holding 3 grams of coke? Of course she's not dealing, that's her driving home stash.

996 days ago


Sheen, don't be stupid, she can run through 55K in NO TIME, doing cocaine. You more than anyone else ought to know THAT.

996 days ago


Charlie!!! The news is so boring without you in it everyday!!! LOL, love to see you giving us some kind of a interview and a nice one too. Love the person you are growing comfortable with now :)

A 52 yr old Grandma giving a shot at WINNING!!!!

996 days ago


Bundy escaped. He should at least get his facts stright. I don't think I'd go up there again after trashing them. People like Sheen are a dime a dozen up there. He's not special!

996 days ago


alec baldwin charlie sheen are they the same person because they are both idiots who think they are above the law and above the people who are dumb enough to buy the garbage these to shill

996 days ago


Chuckles just put himself on the list. Stay away from Colorado if you don't wanna get caught up there. It is a fraternity and they outnumber Hollywood. I'll say it again, the two people you DON'T wanna mess with: IRS & Police. They take your money and freedom.

996 days ago


55K is probably nothing when you are addicted as everyone says she is, child support or not, the problem is probably drug-support, it is never enough money for an addicted person, she needs more and more money but for drugs

996 days ago


Brooke probably has a $200-$300 daily habit, which amounts to about 9K a month. I am surprised the courts haven't intervened and assigned some type of financial management knowing she is an addict?

996 days ago

Iris Myandowski    

you'd think a junkie like him would know his drug laws ...intent to distribute/sell only means she had a large quantity of drugs on her or was within a certain distance from a school ...those are the only priorities required to change possession to possession with intent to distribute

996 days ago


Charlie hasn't learned to shut up! Get the kids, maybe you'll grow up and not have to pay her...

996 days ago


The "intent to distribute" charge stems from the quantity of drugs conviscated. It's SOP in a case like this. The burden is going to be on her to prove otherwise. Good luck on this one, especially after dissing the Aspen PD this morning.

996 days ago


Charlie hasn't learned to shut his mouth! He could get the Kids and save 55 k a month. Oh he'd have to grow up couldn't have porn stars/hookers around..

996 days ago
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