Smell the Situation
ATTENTION! Snooki -- the grande dame of Seaside Heights -- has bottled the essence of smoosh smoosh to launch her own perfume. This will be your only warning.
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Her fragrance should be called "Guilty Pleasure." It smells like ranch dressing and shame.
It sounds like it smells good. Kiwi, litchee and driftwood . . . is that true? That sounds like an original scent. Not just the same old flowers. Clean driftwood can smell very nice. Driftwood out of sewage filled waters not so much.
Why is it when you make complete fools of yourself on TV that makes you someone who can make a perfume that smells like you? What next???
So a foul mouthed skank, who took a leak (apparently) in the back yard for the cameras on the season premiere of the show, is launching a perfume line? What am I missing? The entertainment industry needs a serious purging.
Great scent. It's the smell of the fish frying grease vats after a busy day at your local Long John Silver's restaurant. mmm mmm mmm
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