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Lindsay Lohan

Freaks Over Stolen Purse --

I Better Not Go to Jail Over This!

12/12/2011 5:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan completely wigged after some jackass stole her purse in Hawaii this weekend -- telling friends, she was terrified the ordeal would land her in jail ... and TMZ has obtained audio of her expletive-filled freak out.

Take a listen ... moments after Lindsay discovered her bag was missing ... she says, "I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year."

Lindsay was petrified she'd be stranded in Hawaii without her ID -- forcing her to miss her court date in L.A. Wednesday morning ... a misstep that could have potentially gotten her probation revoked, and landed her butt behind bars.

Lindsay can relax -- TMZ broke the story -- her passport and court documents permitting travel were eventually returned along with Lindsay's $5,000 Chanel purse. However, she's still short $10,000 cash.

On tape Lindsay adds, "My dad will kill me" -- interesting considering her on-again-off-again relationship with Michael Lohan ... and his own in-and-out-of-jail (currently, out) status.

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Bruno    

Radar offline is saying that Lieho didn't make her flight back to L.A. to shoot the Ellen Show spot. Guess she's still partying with the contents of her "found" purse.

860 days ago
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toolmantim    

I know who stole her money. It was wo-phat on Hawaii 5 0. why did she not call magarret and danno to find her money

856 days ago
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kendra    

maybe if she wore her valuables instead of putting them in her purse she would've avoided some of the headaches. I wear my credit card & $ on my leg every day with portapocket. makes sense?

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