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Lindsay Lohan

Freaks Over Stolen Purse --

I Better Not Go to Jail Over This!

12/12/2011 5:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan completely wigged after some jackass stole her purse in Hawaii this weekend -- telling friends, she was terrified the ordeal would land her in jail ... and TMZ has obtained audio of her expletive-filled freak out.

Take a listen ... moments after Lindsay discovered her bag was missing ... she says, "I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year."

Lindsay was petrified she'd be stranded in Hawaii without her ID -- forcing her to miss her court date in L.A. Wednesday morning ... a misstep that could have potentially gotten her probation revoked, and landed her butt behind bars.

Lindsay can relax -- TMZ broke the story -- her passport and court documents permitting travel were eventually returned along with Lindsay's $5,000 Chanel purse. However, she's still short $10,000 cash.

On tape Lindsay adds, "My dad will kill me" -- interesting considering her on-again-off-again relationship with Michael Lohan ... and his own in-and-out-of-jail (currently, out) status.


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Rogue Warrior    

LAME!!!!!!!!!!! Big deal, the bigger deal is WHY would you leave a bag like that in a jeep with an open back???? Lilo you need to make better choices but that doesn't take away from your hotness.

1017 days ago


Sounds like it was all staged and planned. She probably bought insurance to cover the ten grand. Either that or she just wants more attention as Kartrashian is in Haiti on a charity publicity stunt. Who in their right mind carries 10 grand and leaves it in a convertible, while on vacation? What is this idiot's IQ?

1017 days ago

Ghost Rider    

The main reason people hit dislike is because they do not have the testicular fortitude to leave a nasty reply!

1017 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

Wow, the trolls never sleep, always got to be pounding away on their keyboard*****ing on Lilo. What a sad pathetic existence that must be. Next time your on a balcony 4 floors or higher you may want to take a dive off it!

1017 days ago


no pic no video no one care
Who's care about mp3?

If i were Lindsay i wld denied all this hoopla. lol

try harder tmz

1017 days ago

Ghost Rider    

If TMZ left only the like button, and got rid of the dislike button, it would force people to interact. I am only going to leave nasty replies from now on, because the dislike button is for bitches!!!!!!

1017 days ago


Remember, she "lost" her passport in France earlier, at Cannes or somewhere. Funny, I've never lost my passport -- plus I have a copy uploaded online just in case, and copies in my travel docs in a DIFFERENT bag.

1017 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

It won't be long and the bag lady bullies and rode lizard skeptics will invade this story and try and force their illiterate, opinionated, and FOS theories down everyone's throats. So stay strong Izzy, the dislikes will be coming fast and furious as they frantically pound away at their keyboards with their big, club like, arthritic paws!!!!

1017 days ago

Shut up PolarBear    

People you DON'T need a passport to fly to Hawaii but you DO need to driver's license to board a plane hence the dumb bish being up set that she couldn't find her license. Why she needed her passport is beyond me maybe she planned on taking a little trip to Mexico on the way back. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

1017 days ago


People and TMZ haven't listened to this properly, Lindsay said "can things get any worse? my dad would kill me first" that shows exactly what she thinks of her dad and his behavior.

Lindsay isn't freaking out on this tape, stop exaggerating TMZ, but one thing I will say, its pretty low one of her "friends" would record this and sell it to TMZ. Who can Lindsay trust? and we wonder why the girl has problems, her father secretly taped her and sold the tapes and now one of her so called friends does the same. I feel sorry for her.

1017 days ago


Get a load of the mouth on this broad. She doesn't trust the locals. That's calling the kettle black. She had to be off the look smoking during this latest crisis in her life. And she knows MiLo will be p.o'd and Dina won't give a crap as usual.

1017 days ago


If she didn't hang out with fellow druggies she wouldn't have to worry about being ripped off. :P

1017 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

If you feel sorry for Izzy because he's unable to leave his house because he's afraid of his own shadow, hit dislike!

1017 days ago

Sheeple Herder    

Karmic lightning strike. Sounds like she wasted no time seeking out the other scuzzes to party with. Didn't work out so well this time.

1017 days ago


@ Sheepie Herder

Apparently Lindsay was invited to a low key party which mainly consisted of Mormons. Are you calling Mormons scuzzies?

1017 days ago
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