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Lindsay Lohan

Freaks Over Stolen Purse --

I Better Not Go to Jail Over This!

12/12/2011 5:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan completely wigged after some jackass stole her purse in Hawaii this weekend -- telling friends, she was terrified the ordeal would land her in jail ... and TMZ has obtained audio of her expletive-filled freak out.

Take a listen ... moments after Lindsay discovered her bag was missing ... she says, "I will f**king kill someone if I even have to get questioned [inaudible] jail for a year."

Lindsay was petrified she'd be stranded in Hawaii without her ID -- forcing her to miss her court date in L.A. Wednesday morning ... a misstep that could have potentially gotten her probation revoked, and landed her butt behind bars.

Lindsay can relax -- TMZ broke the story -- her passport and court documents permitting travel were eventually returned along with Lindsay's $5,000 Chanel purse. However, she's still short $10,000 cash.

On tape Lindsay adds, "My dad will kill me" -- interesting considering her on-again-off-again relationship with Michael Lohan ... and his own in-and-out-of-jail (currently, out) status.

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91.

loser face    

did she blame it on the black kid again?

984 days ago
92.

straycat    

HONIG "I am unaware of the story,nothing happened,Lindsay doesnt even own a purse..and she is compted, she does not carry money,i find this story just another blaten lie from the media."
Honig 5 min later "OH it came from lindsay? well the matter will as always be cleared up,I am sure she was going to donate the money to burnig orphans"

984 days ago
93.

janet    

She is so full of crap. She could get a temp Id anyplace. No way this would make her miss her court date.


I would love to see the police report she filed for her stolen 5k pocketbook and this list of all the contents in it. Most people believe it was never stolen in the first place. She was just looking for publicity. So she speed dials tmz.


She claims she left it in her car. Who carrys 10k in cash with them I can think of one reason and one reason only.

984 days ago
94.

gibbsysgirl    

She looks like a 40 y.o. woman. I can't imagine anyone wanting to look at her Playboy "spread". Ewwwwwwwww.

984 days ago
95.

Brian Miller    

I'm glad Lindsey put those rumors of her being a S K A N K to rest for once and for all and proved them.

984 days ago
96.

Jim in Cali    

What a train wreck. Glad this time she didn't blame it on the "black" guy

984 days ago
97.

straycat    

between everyone on that tape who wondered how they stole the purse and the auto having no top...I would guess if the car veered off into the water they would all drown trying to get the windows down or the door open

984 days ago
98.

DubstepDistribution    

get rid of the comment section in general

984 days ago
99.

me    

She has an excuse for everything and blames everyone but herself for her problems. She should already be in jail stupid bitch.

984 days ago
100.

Delmar    

On all trips you make copies of all important dockooments (spelled that way on purpose) and at least leave one form of ID secured in a safe as well as other valuables. Why hasn't Lindsay learned this by now?

984 days ago
101.

Shannon    

Can someone please introduce this girl to the safe in her hotel room??

984 days ago
102.

ketjo    

LOL got to love that Superficial site in the sidebar on the right...and the photos
Sorry folks , what kind of stupid does it take to look at those pictures and write.."Ali looks healthy " under it..
She looks like a skinny Praying Mantis eyeing that Fruit fly walking with her for lunch...
I was her Mommy I would have her tied down to a table shoving food in her mouth till she hit at least 100 pounds...
Thats is pitifull that people think that is healthy I know in general their is a weight problem in young people but this is going to much in the other direction ..
Geez what about a nice healthy size 10 people

984 days ago
103.

Ghost Rider    

When you actually write a nice comment about someone like Lindsay here, and get 20 dislikes, it clearly shows how absurd and hateful people really are!

984 days ago
104.

ketjo    

Oh my Lord
Take a look at those bikini pics at the right.......
Look at at flat a.s.s I mean flat as a ironing board and drooping worse then mine and I'm 65....and in the shots were she isn't suckin it end shes got a nice little pouch of a belly sticking out....and the boobies are pinned in so tight to keeping from sagging they look ready to explored.... Lay these next to the playboy shots ! LOL
and you'll really see how much photoshoping was done...
And boy all that worry over her stolen purse really showing ain't it...
Thanks TMZ this one is priceless...
Now come on boys a red check me to hell and back but its only the truth...LOLLLLLLLLL

984 days ago
105.

Ghost Rider    

I am the one hiding under your bed,
Teeth ground sharp, and eyes glowing red...

984 days ago
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