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Joan Rivers:

I'm ECSTATIC

My Daughter's Dating a Porn King

12/14/2011 2:20 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF


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Joan Rivers couldn't be happier her daughter is dating the god of sex tapes Steve Hirsch -- telling TMZ Live, Melissa Rivers and her new XXX man are a perfect fit ... in more ways than one.

Joan tells us, not only is Steve crazy about Melissa -- "He makes a great living ... and he's Jewish."

But Melissa -- who hooked up with Steve through a friend -- isn't the only one reaping the benefits of her new relationship ... Joan adds, "I'm 78 years old and now I get a discount on lubricant."

TMZ broke the story -- Melissa and the Vivid honcho have been dating for a couple weeks now -- and sources tell us ... "The relationship is going great."

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1.

croc    

if this was ANYONE else's daughter, she would
be the first one talkin trash about it..

1014 days ago
2.

charley    

yeah we know...cause thats the only way an old azz bitch like you would get laid....is by her dating this very ugly man...and hooking you up to hard up old azz has been porn stars,but then again...your daughter aint no beauty herself...shes as ugly as dried dog poop! kinda looks like you joan!

1014 days ago
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Mikey    

I bet Joane Rivers daughter is doing the sickest most perverted things that haven't even been attempted by humans until now. Good for her the sicko.

1014 days ago
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Mikey    

Good for you Joan, but is he 100% jewish?

1014 days ago
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KnuckleDragger    

Well, the important thing is that he's Jewish, right, Joan. Because Jewish guys...wait a minute...wasn't her last husband Jewish? And the guy that banged her in your dressing room while you were on stage yuckin' it up? Oh, you didn't know about that? Okay, forget I said anything.

1014 days ago
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Mikey    

Joan adds, "I'm 78 years old and now I get a discount on lubricant."

At this point Joan Rivers lube machine is probably the size o*****as station pump and is no doubt self serve.

1014 days ago
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Chopin's Romance    

I am glad that she is getting discount lubricants but maybe she needs some for her brain because porn is not exactly respectful of women. But he is rich and Jewish so that makes it okay? Think more about it please Joan. This is not a good paring.

1014 days ago
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Mikey    

Joan adds, "I'm 78 years old and now I get a discount on lubricant."

At this point Joan Rivers lube machine is probably the size o*****as station pump and is no doubt self serve.

1014 days ago
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Mikey    

size of a pump at a gas station - does that work?

Basically there most nasty bitches - damn you tmz!

1014 days ago
10.

Warner    

Harvey, You don't think porn is bad? Did you know that Ted Bundy stated he started out obsessed with porn?

1014 days ago
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Perky    

Her daughter is very Jappy-looking and that's even with all the cosmetic surgery she's had. At least Joan got good work done considering what she had to start with, but Melissa still looks like a Jappy bow-wow. Of course it's all about the money, who else would want to boink a short Jewey porn-king if there wasn't some money involved. Even I would suck him off if he paid me big bucks, and I don't even like the dink.

1014 days ago
12.

Kyle    

Really wonder if TMZ is in bed with this tool Hirsch.
Seriously did Harvey and him have a joint Bar Mitzvah or are they college buddies...
Maybe Hirsch owns TMZ... haha
No one really cares about "him" (sans TMZ of course)

1014 days ago
13.

Jackie    

All of them are creepy.

1014 days ago
14.

SusanCoyote    

It sounds like a BS relationship.

1014 days ago
15.

Kathy    

well she will be more super shock if her daughter is dating a Porn Queen

1014 days ago
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