Verne Troyer -- That's How I Roll!!!

Hey, it's a picture of knuckledragger. Looking good.

Him's so whittle!!

Good for him

KOOL!! A WATERMELON BOWLING BALL. NOW WE'RE TALKIN. #TRUTH!!

Can we just call it what it is; Belfast, Ireland. If Canada came down here and stole part of our country would we be dignifying their theft by renaming areas of the United States?

LOL THE DAMN BALL IS AS BIG AS HIM.

That is a six pound ball.

The ball probably weighs as much as him. It's like he's throwing himself down the alley.

If he ran in front of the ball he could do a Raiders of the Lost Ark remake.

He freaks me out...not to mention that all I can see is a vision of him rolling around drunk and naked on that Rascal...peeing in the corner of the room.

Jack, my "like" button isn't working, but I literally LOLed at your comment, complete with visuals in my head.

Why is Verne green in this pic and being carried by Dobby.

The ball in the picture on the right has a frowny face. He misses his Vern. Awwww.

How does this shrimp get full sized women? Is it because he was in Austin Powers? Do they close their eyes and pretend they are having sex with a full grown man? It must be a horrifying experience for the gold digging women who sleep with Verne, just creepy

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