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Kim Jong Il

Totally Non-Factual

Facts Revealed

12/20/2011 12:02 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Sure, Kim Jong Il treated his people like crap, and threatened to plunge the world into nuclear war -- but hey ... he also had supernatural powers, and invented hamburgers! It's all 100% true(ish).

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TMZISAPIECEOFSHIT    

I thought I would care but I do not.

948 days ago
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tomcruiseisNUTs    

THE NORTH KOREANS ARE GOING TO PUMP SO MUCH FORMALDEHYDE IN "LIKKLE PIGGY", EVEN THE RATS WOULDNT EAT HIM!!!!

948 days ago
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Contempt    

tmz is one of the best sites to splash your spam. they don't filter spam, only dirty words. have yer priorities all kuffed up, eh harvey?

948 days ago
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Criss    

Wipe out his son, the new apparent boss, before thousands of more lives get wiped out within the next ten years!

948 days ago
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Kevin    

GET RID OF THIS SPAM TMZ! JEEZZ. Oh, and this video was really lame and childish. Stupid.

948 days ago
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haskel420    

kim jong il married kris humphries for 72 days

948 days ago
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John_Dunkel    

TMZ should rename itself to 6000MZ.

948 days ago
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arale norimaki    

kim Jong-il was destined to be a genius, with the records showing that he had learned to walk at just 3 weeks and was talking at 8 weeks.

At junior high school in Pyongyang, he corrected and chastised his teachers for incorrectly interpreting history with images of teachers bowed before the future leader of the nation – already a little on the paunchy side.

Many North Koreans believe that he has the "magical" ability to "control the weather" based on his mood

writen 1,500 books during his three years at Kim Il-sung University, from where he graduated in 1964, and penned six full operas in two years – "all of which are better than any in the history of music," his biography gushes.

In 2010, the North Korean media reported that Kim's distinctive clothing had set worldwide fashion trends

948 days ago
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mindful_indulgence    

I think I peed my pants watching this. By far one of the funniest things you've produced. I actually *can* see good things happening with a TMZ-Washington Bureau

948 days ago
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buzz kill    

It is about, time good ridance. Don't expect anything to change. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

948 days ago
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Eric Anderson    

No Charlie Horse today, just shoe shine!
Me no hoybun. Show me sum mama.

948 days ago
12.

Jim    

Kim Jong ill? No, Kim Jong Dead.

948 days ago
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charley    

he's rotting in hell with saddam, kadafi, osama and the rest of the evil azz oles that walked this earth!

948 days ago
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manbearpig    

he tried to ship out the short people from north korea? i bet there were a bunch of people who were trying to get as short as possible!

948 days ago
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Tom Wellings    

Kim Jong II. An Era has ended. Let a great man such as Kim go into our God's hand. He has done good work in this world.

948 days ago
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