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Amber Portwood

Jailhouse Xmas Eve Dinner

Sounds TERRIBLE!!!

12/24/2011 7:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Amber Portwood
Amber Portwood is firmly entrenched on Santa's naughty list -- not only will she be spending the holidays behind bars, but her Xmas Eve meal sounds worse than eating a lump of coal. 

Amber was tossed in the slammer earlier this week and will remain there until a court date in January. 

According to the folks at the Madison County Jail in Indiana, inmates will be dining this evening on turkey sausage pizza (which was described to us as "a meat-like substance on top of the pizza"), a side of carrots (cold, not steamed), peas and some pineapple. 

Amber will not be having dessert.

Sometimes people really do get what they deserve at the holidays.



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16.

lweddle    

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!

999 days ago
17.

Zorbitor    

My prayers go out to the victim - Gare-bear

999 days ago
18.

Damn It Man    

Hope Leah has a beautiful merry Christmas, without her mother's nasty attitude or filthy mouth around.

999 days ago
19.

Andrew    

Maybe Playboy will want to do another "gross issue" to ring in the new year.

999 days ago
20.

popo    

it should be that hooker lohan

999 days ago
21.

URSilly    

She did this to herself. Only has herself to blame. Glad her family and friends are not bonding her out or further enabling or supporting her abusive behavior. It's time she has to feel the consequences to how horribly she has treated others.

I so hope she never gets custody of her child, neither her nor that fat tub of lazy lard baby daddy deserve that little girl.

999 days ago
22.

stef    

How ironic of you, TMZ...'some people get what they deserve at the holidays'. You better believe she deserves it. But so does Lindsay Lohan who did MUCH worse than Amber, yet you just LOVE her and praise her. And hell, you financially award a child killer by paying her for staged photos. Perhaps your New Year's resolution should be to stop being such a hypocrite?

999 days ago
23.

TripleDigitRide    

Who is she?

999 days ago
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TripleDigitRide    

Who is she?

999 days ago
25.

haskel420    

lol

999 days ago
26.

ilovetheshowmadmen    

The guard better watch out Amber might slap...

999 days ago
27.

dd    

She brought this on herself, I wonder how her daughters going to feel when mommys not there Christmas morning.

999 days ago
28.

wpgguy    

She's getting her "just deserts" right now it would seem.

999 days ago
29.

Canadasux    

Amber Portwood...talk about a non-celebrity-time-waster!

999 days ago
30.

Miss Greta    

Amber is the Christmas ham.

999 days ago
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