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Hulk Hogan

Mustache Org. DEVASTATED

Over Plans to Shave

1/12/2012 11:33 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Angels will DIE if Hulk Hogan shaves his mustache ... so says the leader of a powerful mustache organization.

TMZ spoke with Dr. Aaron Perlut -- Chairman of the American Mustache Institute and self-professed doctor of "nuclear mustacheology" -- who says he's particularly upset with Hulk's plan to shave ... since he is "seen as a longtime leading figure in the sexually dynamic Mustached American community."

Perlut says, "Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth -- as is written in biblical texts -- but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent who wish to embrace the Mustached American experience."

"We do hope that Mr. Hogan, for whom we have great reverence, reconsiders shaving his upper lip shading device as millions of those he has inspired would be greatly let down, leading to mass chaos and deep bouts of depression in the Mustached American community.”

Neither Hogan nor his mustache could be reached for comment.

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awards    

WHAT? NO MORE MUSTACHE RIDES?

964 days ago
2.

Arcadia Rink    

TRAGIC LOSS! Tragic!!

964 days ago
3.

Ace    

2 months tops to grow that back.

964 days ago
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CLINT    

And in other news, Khloe Kardashian shaved her back.

964 days ago
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Babydoll0630    

There's an American Mustache Association? Wtf? LMAO!

964 days ago
6.

lou    

that's great news.. Who's stupid enough to build such an institute anyways? probably for some stupid front for illegal business anyways..

964 days ago
7.

smileandshine    

Well if the stache official goes. I wonder who would be crazy enough to make the highest bid for the left overs?

964 days ago
8.

haskel420    

NOW if they could only get PAUL Sr to shave off his CROOKED stache

964 days ago
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nobody important    

there are some seriously effed up people in this country!

964 days ago
10.

Il Duce    

Kissin' a man without a mustache is like eatin' fried chicken without salt!!

964 days ago
11.

Kari    

Mustache organization is devastated? With all the real problems in the world? Give me a break. Ridiculous.

964 days ago
12.

Miss Greta    

He'd still be a douche. How about cutting yourself AND family out of the public?

964 days ago
13.

nuffsaid    

Oh for God's sake!!!!!!! This Bollywood stuff is ridiculous!

964 days ago
14.

Tammy    

Oh, please! Faciall hair is disgusting, but the worst is a mustache.

964 days ago
15.

Nefertiti    

Are you serious??? LOL!!!

964 days ago
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