(0:00) Demi Moore was hospitalized after doing whip-its -- and in case you don't know what that is ... Mike's got you covered.
(4:00) Weird to hear Ryan as the voice of reason -- but he explains why whip-its are really dangerous.
(9:01) One caller's crazy story -- the best whip-its deterrent so far.
(19:20) Miley Cyrus poses with a crazy penis cake -- you gotta hear how Harvey describes it.
(22:31) For the love of God ... Miley's 19 years old now ... let her have some fun already!
(30:01) Armie Hammer -- you're now in a class with Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson. And not in a good way.
(37:01) The State of the Union address was last night -- and more importantly ... the horrible state of women's fashion in Congress was on display.
(47:10) Rihanna's new "Thug Life" tattoo makes everyone thinks she just a poser.