(0:00) The Demi Moore 911 tape was released today -- and reveals that her daughter Rumor was present at the time.
(2:30) We break down the most shocking parts of the call -- as well as the stuff that was cut out of it.
(12:30) "Utter confusion" in the call -- dispatchers couldn't figure out who was supposed to handle it.
(21:00) A Jewish temple tries to shame Mel Gibson into donating money ... and Harvey is totally on Mel's side.
(30:01) Time to talk about donkey semen!!!
(36:30) Want to know how to chug that much semen? Kelly's got you covered.
(41:30) Brandi Glanville says she knocked boots with Gerard Butler -- you gotta hear what he said when we asked him about it.
(44:00) Hillary Clinton -- on track to be the first female president? You better believe it ... if she doesn't quit politics first.