Madonna vs. Kelly Clarkson: Who'd You Rather?

When you're as b!tchy as Madonna people end up loathing them as much as she Loathes hydrangeas.... Just saying!

I cant believe that anyone would choose that one old aging hag over Kelly. You people need to check yo self!

Doesn't Kelly swim in the ladies pond? I have never seen her with a man.

Oh... and aside from being a rapidly aging hag, that ho bag has screwed half the world, and I would not be one bit surprised if she has had more partners than Gene Simmons, Kareem Abdul Jabbar, and Wilt Chamberlin combined!

I have checked myself before I wreck myself. Madonna is going strong baby. You guys must be looking afoul to keep using her age. Sad.

This has got to be some kind of joke, but I'm not laughing.

Since we're not getting a "none of the above", I'd have to go with Madonna since Clarkson is a chubby. I'd rather take skinny with a lot of mileage than lard any day of the week.

DID YOU SEE THAT PERFORMANCE. Only the QUEEN could do it like that. BABY.

Who would want that nasty old hag Madonna?

I went to Music Choice on Demand and watched Lady Ga Ga Just you and I came back in time to watch the WITCH disappear ! PERFECT timing !

I hate to say this, and I wasn't planning on watching it but my GF made me, Madonna killed it. That was a great performamce and she proved she still can put it up when she wants to.

The all-important verb is missing. Who would I rather what?

If the question is who would I rather F, it'd be Madonna because I think she would be much better in bed and can teach me many things.

If the question is who would I rather hear singing, then it'd be Kelly because I think she's a superior singer than Madonna.

If the question is who would I rather watch in concert, then it'd be Madonna because, IMO, she is more entertaining.

Kelly who?
Please.

And if the next Who'd You Rather is Madonna Vs. Gaga, I'm going with Madonna on that one. Gaga has a decent body but her face is fuglier than Marilyn Mansons.

Kelly was AMAZING with her version of the National Anthem, Madonna sucked, even lip syncing.