(0:00) "Celebrity Apprentice" star Lisa Lampanelli guest hosts -- and doesn't waste any time ripping the other cast members.
(3:35) Lisa rips her cast mates, round two ... and one of the jokes could result in her sleeping with the fishes..
(6:30) Only one person on the show who didn't feel Lisa's wrath.
(7:55) An "Idol" contestant falls off stage -- and yes, that's Lisa laughing in the background.
(15:00) Lisa calls BS on Arnold and Sly's hospital photo-op.
(19:03) Another nude pic of Coco! Wait ... is that her infant nephew is the shot? Time for Jason and Ryan argue like kids.
(28:00) The gay marriage ban was overturned -- the perfect opportunity for Lisa to crack the coldest joke of the day.
(33:01) A Victoria's Secret model quits because of her religious beliefs ... why, God, why?????
(36:01) The Knicks' Jeremy Lin -- from a couch to a penthouse.
(46:01) Lisa answers a couple of your Twitter questions -- and twists one into an F, Marry, Kill!