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Jean-Claude Van Damme

The Lean Mean

Porn Stache Machine

2/14/2012 10:00 AM PST BY Johnny Lopez

Jean-Claude Van Damme and his new Tom Selleck approved 70s porn mustache.While on the set of his new flick "Welcome to the Jungle" in Puerto Rico on Tuesday, action star of yore Jean-Claude Van Damme proved he's still the Muscles from Brussels by showing off his tan, buff bod ... and his new Tom Selleck approved '70s porn stache.

This is one hairy situation the 51-year-old may not be able to get out of unscathed.

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Kabala    

Yuck.

893 days ago
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Sarah    

WOW

893 days ago
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Ivan    

oh yeah brother

893 days ago
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JugEars McKenyan Sr..    

YIKES! He looks like Chester the Molester, a modern day 2012 Redux... I'm the age of these people like this guy and Houston, man they're getting older faster than I am~!!! lol

893 days ago
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patty    

yuk!!! looks like a perv!

893 days ago
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Phil    

I worked with Vam Bam "The Muscles From Brussles" and he is a douche-bag of the highest order. He should be knighted: Sir Douche-Bag.

893 days ago
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jeff    

Dude is buff. He's like 50. No fat on him.

893 days ago
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Tim    

Look at that flavor savor.......

893 days ago
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Christy    

What the hell happened????

893 days ago
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Elloria    

Mustache ride anyone?

893 days ago
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KnuckleDragger    

Another predictable Van Damme movie...straight to DVD. Let me guess the plot. Van Damme kicks somebody in the head...THE END.

893 days ago
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cjs    

Movie look I still agree with the movie line "If he's not here when I turn around I'll go home with you " SIGH !!

893 days ago
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Waleed    

I am very excited that he is playing comedy! This guy is a man of 1,000,000 talents. Go, go, JCVD!

893 days ago
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VictoriaGirl    

Thanks for the picture tmz, I needed a laugh this morning and that pictures is hilarious.

893 days ago
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stu    

Whitney had a better stache. & she spoke better english.

893 days ago
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