Kim Kardashian -- I Need a New Place to Lay

This doesn't change our life by one iota.

She is an attention whore. I wonder if she has her own photogs there to take pix, or is she tips people off. She is just posing waiting to be snapped. Attention whore. Everyone should stop watching anything she is in, or supporting anything she is behind. Her behavior is very bad for a role model to our youth. She has to be taken off the air, and out of the stores. Kardashians - GO AWAY !

She needs a waterproof mattress, she likes being p!ssed on.

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But she aready has a mattress strapped to her back!

Maybe...just maybe, if everyone started ignoring everything she does, she might go away...or at least fade out of the spotlight. I really believe people are tired of seeing her on virtually every website and magazine cover...enough!

this is too easy a target... kim k. wears out a mattress and needs a new one? the jokes practically write themselves.

Since Hurricane Whitney has calmed down the weather is back to Kimmy everywhere with no chance of clouds. On our four day Howeather forecast there are some chances of Lindseying on thursday

Lie not lay. She needs a new place to lie. Come on, you're journalists, fer crissake. Get it right.

She can use that big wide butt as a mattress. I know when she lays down on it at night her legs fly up at least 2-3 inches above her waist.

She's a knob-slobberin' w.h.o.r.e baby, yeah!

Well, the mattress has got to be huge, rubberized and have industrial strength springs in the box...! Must be the Thumbelina Model, in Black!

Kim's cartoon wh0re shoes are ridiculous. Her choices are downright bizarre.

When she's on her back her ass makes her wobble like a Weeble, and neither her head or heels touch the bed. Kind of like a horizontal punching clown. Or maybe a compass needle.

sofa king WHAAAAAATTTTT !!!!!!!!!!