(2:05) The women accusing Chris Brown of stealing an iPhone sound totally believable -- which spells big trouble for him.
(11:15) Uggie -- the canine star of "The Artist" -- is here!!! His owner explains how the dog beat major odds to be a star.
(15:52) Uggie ... not invited to the Oscars!
(17:30) Adorable pet tricks time.
(18:50) Harvey's heartfelt plea to get Uggie to the Oscars ... which ends with Uggie thanking Harvey with his teeth.
(20:28) The most adorable throw to a break EVER.
(21:31) Lucy Lawless calls in from the oil tanker that she and her Greenpeace pals took over!
(23:50) Lucy's first run-in with cops.
(40:00) Why Tyler has refused to watch the Oscars for the last 13 years.
(42:02) Lightning round -- Danica Patrick's crash, DMX rips Drake, and Justin Bieber's issue with beaver.