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Lindsay Lohan

I'll Joke About ANYTHING

on 'Saturday Night Live'

2/27/2012 4:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan has been the butt of jokes on "Saturday Night Live" for years, but TMZ has learned that this coming Saturday ... the LiLo jokes will be made by Lindsay herself. 

As TMZ first reported, Lindsay has been dying to do "SNL" as a way to re-establish her career and reached out to Lorne Michaels personally to make it happen.

According to our sources, Lindsay plans on using all the unpleasantness from the last few years as fodder for the show. We're told Lindsay has already told "SNL" that she is game for anything and nothing is off limits.

Our sources say Lindsay wants to show that she is "in on the joke" -- so expect to see references to any number of DUIs, alleged necklace thievery, jail stints, mug shots ... and on and on. 



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Very open-minded of Linds....mommy blowing half of Hollywood to score her the tv movie is worthy of the opening skit

968 days ago


TMZ puts a pic up there before her horrible Crash that disfigured her called life..
You no damn well Lindsay looks more like a swollen Carrol channing then that pic.
that pick was before ostioporosis kicked in..and demensia..
she will now be the oldest to do SNL...she aged in Dog years times 2..lets see her do SNL when they REPO her Vaniers that hide those cavity creep teefes

968 days ago


Will snl be filming live from Lindsay's SugarDaddy's penthouse/coke den?

968 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

You know that all they will joke about is the arrests, jail and possibly drinking. Not her looks, not NYFW, not being kicked out of parties, not all the pretend movie roles. It will not be anything major. She is sue happy.

968 days ago


Jeese..What a bunch of old maids.

968 days ago


Seriously, she has to joke about herself, there is nothing else in her life to talk about, except the dumb stuff she does.

968 days ago


Being drunk in Betty Ford and then beating up and paying off an employee there should be good for a few chuckles

968 days ago


Sunday morning, SNL is out to get me. They set me up!

968 days ago


She'll gladly sell her soul for one more night in the spotlight. Pathetic. And "reached out" to Lorne Michaels? Don't you mean "threw herself upon the mercy of"?...

968 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

Green Al and hope will have to hold down the fort and keep the unemployed H8rs at bay. Pack a lunch guys, because they'll be here all week, and next week, and next week...............................cause that's what losers do....

Gotti roll!!!

968 days ago


Give TMZ a break folks we needed a new playground...and this is the best they could come up with and they need a way to keep promoting her appearance of SNL so they can get more people to watch it..No a doubt in the world they will keep on plugging the show till Sat and then whether she actual does good or barely struggles thru or bombs (gets my vote) they will praise it like was a Oscars winning proformance....Thats what they are paid to do....

The best part if she fcuks up anytime till then they will play the three monkeys on the shelf..."See No Lindsay..Hear No Lindsay..Speak No Lindsay"....

968 days ago


stick figure Ali and LNOR 2.0 will be left out of the jokes.
this is the worst $3,000 SNL will ever spend..
the audiance will consist of Bill collectors,process servers,Vikram (he sponsred it) and Uncle Terry.
"SNL the chapter 11 years"

968 days ago


TMZ.......the only thing you do when you publish all those old Lindsay Pics instead of current ones is to really point out the obvious !! How much she has deformed her face with her inflated lips, cheek fillers, nose fillers and horse teeth...and how different in a bad way she looks now from that girl in the photo....
What was it part of the deal you don't show pics that make her look bad ?....Hell in that case its no wonder you are having to go back 5 yrs for a photograph...!

968 days ago


Sketch opens with an IRS office and John Heder as a no-nonsense looking agent. Frowning. He buzzes his secretary to tell her to send in the next victim. In flounces Lindsay, in all her bleached out wigginess, boobs akimbo, who walks in and sits down spread eagled in a chair. Heder doesn't notice. He points out that she will go to prison if she doesn't pay her taxes. She spreads her legs even wider, touches herself, and suggests they make some sort of an arrangement. He doesn't even glance up from his paperwork. She begins to take off pieces of clothing, dropping them onto his desk and on top of his head before swinging her whole body up and onto the desk. She takes off her top to reveal a black bra (there's the laugh: her first time in a bra) and a money belt. She's finally lying on the desk right under his nose, and he looks down at her and says, "Ms. Lohan, I told you: I'm not casting the Lifetime movie...I work for the IRS."

968 days ago

Joan K    

As Mary posted she will make fun of herself and all of the crap she has pulled over the past 10 years or so because there is nothing good to talk about, she hasn't accomplished anything except doing her community service and any person who has had to pay back society for crimes they committ can brag about this, what a loser.

968 days ago
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