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Lindsay Lohan

I'll Joke About ANYTHING

on 'Saturday Night Live'

2/27/2012 4:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan has been the butt of jokes on "Saturday Night Live" for years, but TMZ has learned that this coming Saturday ... the LiLo jokes will be made by Lindsay herself. 

As TMZ first reported, Lindsay has been dying to do "SNL" as a way to re-establish her career and reached out to Lorne Michaels personally to make it happen.

According to our sources, Lindsay plans on using all the unpleasantness from the last few years as fodder for the show. We're told Lindsay has already told "SNL" that she is game for anything and nothing is off limits.

Our sources say Lindsay wants to show that she is "in on the joke" -- so expect to see references to any number of DUIs, alleged necklace thievery, jail stints, mug shots ... and on and on. 

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Nikki    

Wonder if she will joke about her tits being so saggy and if she doesn't get some support soon, people are going to think they're nuts.

866 days ago
47.

andyscandy    

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dina in stride...and she looks as Fugly as ever mouth wide open..wonky eye and lost

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48.

ketjo    

Lets see....Dressed head to feet in shiny black material of one type or another (sort of like Darth Vader) ..nobody will notice you in a crowd... Right !!!


Wear a 1940"s fedora black Carmen Santiago over long stick straight white hair ...noboby will notice...Right !


Top the whole outfit off with a pair of Black real mink fur Earmuffs with shining Silver double C's Chanel symbol on both ears pieces cost around 1,000 dollars hooked around your neck...one good thing about them they hide the double chin waddle on your throat pretty good.... Right !

and one last thing ..Make sure to call the Papz and let them know what time your fly is leaving so they can take your photos...cause lords knows the rest are all over at the Oscars celebrations trying to get photos of real movie stars........were you weren't invited !!! Right !!!

866 days ago
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janet    

yeah, thats what I said. She will do SNL and speed dial tmz saying what a good sport she was and how the ratings were the best in years. Maybe they can make fun of her bad plastic surgery. She looks like she's storing for the winter.


Also they can make fun of her last no show a few short months ago for her Ellen promo of her playboy shoot. She can force herself on people all she wants she's still not liked. SNL isn't going to clean up her reputation she destroyed.

866 days ago
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andyscandy    

she doesnt want to do SNL..she wants to find the lost 50LBS of cocaine, that Belushi and fahrly Hid...
Her nails are going to look more busted after the show..she will dig up the floor boards, and scratch through the walls

866 days ago
51.

Manimal    

Buy Lindsays new book "Who Stole My Passport". 1250 pages of the best stay out of jail excuses ever written. From the classic "not my pants" to the "Paps knocked me down AGAIN", learn from the master.

866 days ago
52.

Nikki    

If she goes on Jimmy Fallon to promote SNL, Hefs people are going to be pissed.

866 days ago
53.

Nicole     

Yes it will be awesome and the topics won't matter because that will be behind her soon.
Just over 30 days until FREEDOM!

866 days ago
54.

UPYOURS    

I feel a bad case of the stupids coming on. Glad I don't watch SNL, its going to be painful.

866 days ago
55.

Rocco    

Good for her. Looking forward to a hilarious episode of SNL. The Linds is BACK !

866 days ago
56.

augu    

YES LINDSAY,WE WILL BE WATCHING RIGHT HERE IN AFRICA.GO FOT IT.

866 days ago
57.

augu    

THE RATINGS WILL BE CRAZY.

866 days ago
58.

augu    

GO LINDSAY,GO LINDSAY.

866 days ago
59.

Nicole     

CoolPhosphorescentShimmer: 7 minutes ago
You must not be counting the YEARS of probation she has left.

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She will have no requirements except the mandatory "obey all laws" for all probation terms.
I know her actual probation ends on May 10 2014.

866 days ago
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andyscandy    

Nicole the courts could never match the Punishment she has put on her self..Her face is a conviction all on its own..her body has been spending time in Flab Jail...
the "INJUSTICE" Of 2006,7,8,9,10,and 11 have left her beaten and broke..any women would rather spend a year in Jail then to have to FCK Vikram and all his friends...EEEEWWWW

866 days ago
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