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Lindsay Lohan

I'll Joke About ANYTHING

on 'Saturday Night Live'

2/27/2012 4:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan has been the butt of jokes on "Saturday Night Live" for years, but TMZ has learned that this coming Saturday ... the LiLo jokes will be made by Lindsay herself. 

As TMZ first reported, Lindsay has been dying to do "SNL" as a way to re-establish her career and reached out to Lorne Michaels personally to make it happen.

According to our sources, Lindsay plans on using all the unpleasantness from the last few years as fodder for the show. We're told Lindsay has already told "SNL" that she is game for anything and nothing is off limits.

Our sources say Lindsay wants to show that she is "in on the joke" -- so expect to see references to any number of DUIs, alleged necklace thievery, jail stints, mug shots ... and on and on. 



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Today Hollywood goes to television and film studios to further their careers, while Lindsay Lawsuit is heading to the morgue. That describes her career.

879 days ago


Nicole any ratings from saturday will be people just tuning in to see Lindsay make a asz of herself. People really dont have to stay up and watch it, they can see it on youtube or the SNL site.

879 days ago


HA! Over on Radar, Rihanna is wearing that Liz Taylor giant T-shirt and sporting a white/blonde scarecrow wig. I bet she got the Lifetime part. HA!

879 days ago

Red Cloud    

This is a lot more fun than I anticipated. You non-fans are quite unhappy about Lindsay's comeback. Her sense of humor will really get on your nerves on Saturday, right?? And you will be sitting there in your deluded fog trying to convince yourselves that the laughter is derisive. No. The laughter is good-natured and hearty because more people like, love, understand, and wish the best for Lindsay than not. She is coming back and non-fans are on the losing end of the Lindsay debate and I don't enjoy kicking people when they're down, but a little jab every now and then is irresistible.

BTW, remember to watch Lindsay Wednesday on Jimmy Fallon.

Here's a little sample of Lindsay's hunor.

879 days ago


@Andy Really? I thought she had the lifetime role?

879 days ago


Hey Red Clap, I thought you said Hollywood loved her..and that stree,and woody allen were Bozom Buddies with lindsay..
Why wasnt she invited to the Oscars or after parties then?
I watched the Oscars...and seems they went all fine without her..Not one mention..BYE BYE Lindsay hello EMMA

879 days ago


She always jokes about her 'issues'...but gets pissed if someone else does.

879 days ago


After a week of festivities, and Oscar Parties all over the LA area, turns out the only 2 that Lindsay was invited to were the Zapata and Terry Richardson parties. Two of her biggest enablers...

What happened to all that clout she had with Meryl Streep and Diane Keaton, etc? The fans have to be wondering what happened!

879 days ago


Once again her "people" put a BS spin on things. She had to agree to this in order to be on the show. This will in no way re-establish her career, all it will do is show how untalented she is and make her look like an even bigger loser. There are actually people taking bets on if she'll show up or not and the rumor is that SNL has another host lined up, in case she doesn't. Goes to show what her reputation for being reliable is like. BTW, she pretty much said the same exact thing about her career right before she was on the show the last time and look what happened after that. She has no career. She needs to accept the fact that she's a washed up child star.

879 days ago


I don't know why, but I keep seeing Lindsay Lohan following the Sean Young path...

879 days ago

kanye east    

i cant wait 4 snl. lorn is a good freind. he sent me a dimond braclet but i wont wear it in public cuz i dont want it 2 get stolen. follow me on twitter.

879 days ago

Cheryl A.    

An incredably stupid way to make your big comemback, dumbo. First of all, SNL has not been relevant since before you were hatched and secondly, what possible new jokes can you make about yourself that someone hasn't already said?

879 days ago


Welcome aboard Cheryl A

879 days ago

the real diva    

Lindsay will probaly be drunk or on something the whole entire time she is hosting it. so the entire TMZ crew. especially Harvey and her few "fans" she has on here will be the only ones tuning in.. interested in seeing her. i for one will not be watching it. i'll stick to watching the tv show lockup RAW. that i PVR as i'm sure i will see Lindsay on that show someday in the futrure when they go to film in a jail and she is there as a resident.

879 days ago


She's in on the joke, none of this seemed like a joke to me. Court costs to the taxpayers, driving while drunk, stealing, etc. etc. What a vapid empty headed still don't get it person.

879 days ago
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