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Lindsay Lohan

I'll Joke About ANYTHING

on 'Saturday Night Live'

2/27/2012 4:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan has been the butt of jokes on "Saturday Night Live" for years, but TMZ has learned that this coming Saturday ... the LiLo jokes will be made by Lindsay herself. 

As TMZ first reported, Lindsay has been dying to do "SNL" as a way to re-establish her career and reached out to Lorne Michaels personally to make it happen.

According to our sources, Lindsay plans on using all the unpleasantness from the last few years as fodder for the show. We're told Lindsay has already told "SNL" that she is game for anything and nothing is off limits.

Our sources say Lindsay wants to show that she is "in on the joke" -- so expect to see references to any number of DUIs, alleged necklace thievery, jail stints, mug shots ... and on and on. 



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it not like theyre beating down her door for jobs (if they do,they are considered stalkers)..
SNL will not hurt or help her..
she begged her way into this job..and it pays very Little.
Its an excuse to party in NY..and try and develope something..
what ever she promotes dies down in a few first its curious how it would be...then it becomes not interesting...

971 days ago


I see somebody has rolled out all the alias this defend their tarnished princess in her crumbling tower ...wait....can't use that one anymore...cause she was evicted from the tower.....!!!!..
In one of my stories she would be the late lords house whore(mistress) he keep in a separate part of the castle in a couple of rooms where he keeps stacked full of goodies to keep her business till he comes to visit, but she would spend the down time between visits seducing all the male house servants and stable boys and any visiting knight she would sneak up to her rooms...and when a man wasn't available she would play with the maids ....LOL....yep ! sounds like your gal don't it.....
Even if this is a serious try on her part to restart (again) her supposed career...its a little to late !. besides the obvious reputation as a notoriously welsher on work, and bitch to work with, not insurable, she has ruined her looks......and it would take to much time to retouch all the tattoos, and makeup to camouflaging that collapsing nose and saggy jowl to ever make her looked like a fresh faced 25 yr old.......
Find you a rich old man ,,trick him into marrying you and become a NY Housewife..... and get on TV that way..
That way you would at least the part....

971 days ago


It`s a good thing Lindsay is doing SNL. It´s her way of hitting back at all the haters. With all the lies and allegations and half-truths out there, she has become a caricature of a human being. Just makes you wonder what haters will come up with next. Can it be topped ? Maybe not, but I am certain they will try at least. So one can only manage to counter the burlesque with the appropriate reaction. Laughter.

971 days ago

kanye east    

even if i dont get the liz taylor role at least i still have my boobs. there such a comfort 2 me. follow me on twitter.

971 days ago

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First on top of the list a ginger blonde.

971 days ago


She's DYING to do SNL? How long before that becomes a bad choice of words?

971 days ago


Vandersloot...and cassey anthony were too busy to fill the SNL slot..right now Lorne is so desperate he would hire the ghost of bin Laden if it made ratings...
shows how mush these TV programs care about intigrity

971 days ago


only reason why she got it was TARA REED, turned it down.

971 days ago


Lindsay Lohan -- I'll Joke About ANYTHING on 'Saturday Night Live'
3 hours ago

Nicole your precious Lindsay only had to obey laws the last time and she got arrested for STEALING. It seems like your precious queen has a serious problem with obeying all laws. I think Lindsay must think that only Gerogia Rules apply to her.

You are wrong.
Lindsay was required to submit to testing for controlled substances and (wrongly) alcohol during the time that the necklace incident happened.

971 days ago


I can just see it now, every LAME SKIT will be about Lindsay being a lying thieving coke wh0re. A)It's not funny, it's sad B) Is Lindsay really proud of it?

971 days ago


Everyone makes mistakes. That is all in her past.

971 days ago

Grandma Cracker    

I wonder which of Lindsay's crimes SNL will concentrate on? Will Lindsay be making light of her grand theft guilty plea? Maybe joking about her failed drug and alcohol tests while on probation for double DUI and cocaine possession? Yes, yuck it up about crime on national TV, that is sure to win new fans and influence people! Good comeback idea there Einstein.

971 days ago

Ghost Rider    

I think when RW says that he is rolling, he is rolling his chair into the next room where there is another computer, and another account up on the most recent Lindsay Lohan story.
I cant imagine what RW would talk about if you were an old friend his, and he was asked what he has been up to lately. If he has any friends would he tell them that he has been keeping it real? Would he tell them that he has spent an entire year yelling at people on Tmz 24/7 because Lindsay is a hotti with a botti, thats going to be in gotti? Would he tell them he sits in front of a computer with 2 laptops at his side with three separate accounts up, refreshing the stories over and over so he can hit dislike on comments that he considers baglady bullies, and douchebags? If RW had any old friends they would probably tell him that Lindsay looks like crap now, and that he should find a real woman, out in the real world, and maybe even turn off his computer and two laptops for an entire day, but that may not classify as keeping it real in his book.

971 days ago


I heard that Rob Lowe used an SNL appearance to bounce back from a scandal. If it worked for him, and look at where he's been since, maybe Lindsay can do it, too.

971 days ago


There are better choices, as this link suggests.

971 days ago
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