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Lindsay Lohan

I'm Gonna SING

My Opening Monologue on SNL

3/3/2012 6:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan
's taking her music career to the next level on SNL tonight -- TMZ has learned, the actress plans to SING the majority of her opening monologue on the sketch show.

Sources tell TMZ, nothing's off the table either -- Lindsay will poke fun at all the recent mishaps in her life ... arrests, endless court dates, necklace-stealing sagas, jail, morgue duty ... the list goes on.

But Lindsay won't be alone on stage -- we're told several cast members will join her in chorus.

Sources tell us, Lindsay wants to show the world she doesn't take herself as seriously as people think -- and actually has a sense of humor about the legal troubles that have plagued her the last few years.

We're told Lindsay has also extended several personal invites to famous friends to join her on the show -- and they unanimously accepted. No word yet on who the surprise guests might be.

Bottom line ... Lindsay knows there's a lot riding on tonight's performance -- so she's determined to make it one for the ages, practicing non-stop all week long.

Speaking of singing -- let's all take a moment to remember Lindsay's foray into pop music ...


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well here is one snl I won't mind falling asleep early tonight.

934 days ago


11:30 folks....

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"poke fun at all of her mishaps" -- means she thinks the messes SHE has made are funny. This dumb untalented skank hasnt obviously learned a thing, so it is just a matter of time until she screws up again.

And please don't sing -- you aren't a good singer, just like you aren't a good "fashion designer" and you aren't a good actress. Everything you do winds up being a disaster. Please just go away.

934 days ago

Oh well    

" Lindsay wants to show the world she doesn't take herself as seriously as people think"

Lindsay thats just the problem.... People don't take you serious.

934 days ago


I'll bet anything that 99% of the people spewing foul opinions here have a rap sheet longer than Lindsey's.
So just shut the He** up.
None of you here are any better than her.

934 days ago


Lets hope that the few who watch tonight use the mute button on your remotes. She can't sing. I will be sleeping, which is more important that watching a train wreck.

934 days ago


Since this video, her life has gone from bad to worse. I wish her the best. I hope she does well tonight. It seems her parents are her worse nightmare. You have to blame the parents..not the child..this all started way back when...they were always fame you know whats...they have never taken the time ever to just stay at home and raise these kids right. Good luck Lindsay tonight.

934 days ago

Tigger Too    

Since when did Lindsay Lohan's music career become relevant again? Jeez, she acts like her gig hosting SNL is going to be an Emmy-worthy performance. All I can say is, Lindsay, don't quit your day job. Oh, wait a minute -- she doesn't HAVE a job.

934 days ago


With that horrific crack voice, I would think they'd be better off focusing on her skills as a mime.

934 days ago


Who in their right mind has a sense of humor about their criminal background? Someone with no dignity and conscience.

934 days ago


She needs cast members around her so they can sink her out, so no one sees what a untalent loser she is. Singing cause she knows she cant act anymore,those childhood days are over and so are her acting career. You didnt see Emma Stone getting cast members and inviting people on the show to hide behind.

934 days ago


Yes. It will be so great.
Listening to "I Decide"

934 days ago


She's going to be great. This will become a classic episode of SNL. The one that brought the lady back. She's worked hard to rehabilitate her behavior and image, and America loves a success story.

Break a leg, Kid.

934 days ago


I made the mistake of looking at Nicole's twitter feed yesterday. Very, very scary. I thought she was older, but apparently she is just a star-struck 15 year old? As well as all of her twitter "friends"? Bizarro world.

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