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Lindsay Lohan

I'm Gonna SING

My Opening Monologue on SNL

3/3/2012 6:30 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan
's taking her music career to the next level on SNL tonight -- TMZ has learned, the actress plans to SING the majority of her opening monologue on the sketch show.

Sources tell TMZ, nothing's off the table either -- Lindsay will poke fun at all the recent mishaps in her life ... arrests, endless court dates, necklace-stealing sagas, jail, morgue duty ... the list goes on.

But Lindsay won't be alone on stage -- we're told several cast members will join her in chorus.

Sources tell us, Lindsay wants to show the world she doesn't take herself as seriously as people think -- and actually has a sense of humor about the legal troubles that have plagued her the last few years.

We're told Lindsay has also extended several personal invites to famous friends to join her on the show -- and they unanimously accepted. No word yet on who the surprise guests might be.

Bottom line ... Lindsay knows there's a lot riding on tonight's performance -- so she's determined to make it one for the ages, practicing non-stop all week long.

Speaking of singing -- let's all take a moment to remember Lindsay's foray into pop music ...

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91.

ernie    

Instead of wasting her time... she should be in a long term residential treatment program for at least one year. Then off to college...
This child can not put two words together without sounding like a bumbling idiot.

She acts like she is smart.. but as soon as she opens her mouth out comes nothing but confusion... da... ah.. huh... you know... he-he...

All Lohan has proved is she can finally do probation ... which she should be pretty good at it seeing she is forever been on it.

It is what happens AFTER probation is what she and the rest of the world should be concerned with...

A judge's hammer over one's head proves nothing... other than ... "Gee ... I better obey the judge's order or I will go to jail."

This is such a crying shame... a real tragedy.. unfolding in front of the world's eyes...

People have given this child the benefit of the doubt over and over again... pitying her each time instead of applying wisdom.

The judge has gone way out of her way for Lohan... and here she is now... on national television thumbing her nose .. AGAIN... at the legal system,
parents with troubled children and people who are actually trying to recover. She laughs all the way to the bank.... THINKING she will get over... when all she
is doing is kicking the can down the road for another day of trouble.

933 days ago
92.

Susan    

I thought she was cleaning up her act. What on earth happened to her face? Lindsay, take a serious look at good actors like Emily Blunt and do some good movies before no one will hire you.

933 days ago
93.

Rogue Warrior    

Can a H8turd please get me some confirmation so I can go about my day knowing all is right in the world??????????

933 days ago
94.

Red Cloud    

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933 days ago
95.

themare    

Sources tell us, Lindsay wants to show the world she doesn't take herself as seriously as people think -- and actually has a sense of humor about the legal troubles that have plagued her the last few years.

Oh, yeah, the highjack victims will be rolling in the aisles. The jewelry store owner will be gasping with laughter, the owner of the fur you stole will be braying with laughter. Lohan, you are an idiot.

933 days ago
96.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

I'm so tired of people comparing Lindsay to Robert Downey Jr. RDJ never left, okay? He was still working even when he was going through his issues. RDJ actually did real jail time. RDJ never had to prove a thing because he was brilliant the whole effing time.

Lindsay is a failing child actress whose biggest claim to fame was one movie she was in 8 years ago. She's not famous, she's infamous. And she will only ever dream of having a resume like RDJ's.

933 days ago
97.

ketjo    

AWWWWWWWWWWWWEE !!!!!
Rouge was worried about me...Isn't that sweet !!
Sorry to disappoint you Sleech but my fake mountains did just what the usually do they tore the heart out of that storm line and it slide away to the south and north //that sweetie is why we call them ... barrier mountains...... one of the many advantages of living here....
I was just tired and in pain and my general fixed his own breakfast and let me sleep late ..even make the coffee (UGH!) and fix me breakfast...thats what real people do..they love and help each other when one of them is down..
You know if you ever grown up and get your brain out of your pecker ,clean out that nasty mouth of yours you might find someone to care for......Oh and one more thing...get some strong glasses ..cause if you think that Lindsay Lohan is still a hotti with a botti and beautiful then you are blind as a dam bat. !!!!

933 days ago
98.

ernie    

This should have been Michael Lorne's reaction to Lohan's efforts to host SNL....

"Hello... oh hi Lindsay"
"You want to host SNL?... you are begging to host SNL?"
"NO. Finish all of your probation... stay clean and sober for at least a year... then call and beg me."
"Goodbye... Lindsay."

933 days ago
99.

Blood Red Witch    

RW,

I think it's Smitty you should be worried about. I think he went surfing with Cody and never made it back........

933 days ago
100.

andyscandy    

She is "TRENDING" for her face looking like uncle festers off the "Adams Family"...thats not a good thing..
ints right next to sandusky and obeisity...trending in a few Min.is Bad face lifts and the tornados

933 days ago
101.

ernie    

Compassion without wisdom equals pity

933 days ago
102.

ernie    

This should have been Lorne Michael's reaction to Lohan's efforts to host SNL....

"Hello? Oh hi Lindsay"
"You want to host SNL?... you are begging me to host SNL?"
"NO. Finish all of your probation... stay clean and sober for at least a year... then call and beg me."
"Goodbye... Lindsay."

933 days ago
103.

justpoor    

Looks like I will not be watching SNL, my, you have to be desperate for guests to put druggies on their show. Why would Lohan go on a show so people can make fun of her again, can we say money?

933 days ago
104.

ernie    

Money? Naaa.... EGO... PRIDE... DESPERATION... DUMB...

933 days ago
105.

andyscandy    

Jack White just dropped out

933 days ago
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