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Lindsay Lohan

Almost Live from New York ...

3/3/2012 12:10 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving her New York hotel this morning, script in hand, as she gets ready to host "Saturday Night Live" tonight.

As TMZ previously reported, LiLo plans to sing her opening monologue and from there ... nothing is off limits. We're also told Lindsay has invited several famous friends to cameo on the show, but no word on exactly who will make an appearance. 

Lindsay is counting on tonight's "SNL" to re-launch her career. So we gotta ask ...

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331.

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Who really cares who's who? If any of them had anything relevant to say, they wouldn't need to keep switching screen names and try to fool anyone. Just stick with one name and say what you want. Besides, like Skeptical said before, that's their whole game - to try to keep you guessing. Just lump them all into one steaming pile of crap, and call them one name - TrollTron, like Skep suggested.

As TrollTron, him/her or all of them are free to banter about to each other. In the end, does it really make any difference which one of them is which? They all say the same crap anyway.

927 days ago
332.

Danielle    

Im sorry but, I find it fascinating, the regular average american working joe WHO HAS A RAP SHEET LIKE LINDSAY, would be unable to acquire gainful employment, which leads to poverty and yet producers of movies and television will have pity and cash in on a drug abusing, alcoholic convicted thief...WTF???

927 days ago
333.

Danielle    

Lets put it this way, If lindsay were to apply at Wal-Mart for a cashiers position or even a step up and apply with a police department, would she be hired with her record???

927 days ago
334.

ilovegossip    

Did Matt Lauer or Jimmy Fallon show up, like they said they would? Or were they only playing lip service, after being put on the spot?

927 days ago
335.

jwoolman    

Oh, my. Just read the description of one of the skits, Real Housewives of Disney. So now SNL writers are getting ideas from the Disney kid show So Random? They have a recurring skit theme Real Princesses of New Jersey, where the Disney princesses all have New Jersey accents. I think when Miss Piggy (yes, her) guest starred, she played Rapunzel.

927 days ago
336.

FMB    

The opening monologue with Jimmy Fallon, Kirsten Wiig, and Jon Hamm was funny, and the first skit 'Real Housewives of Disney' was EPIC...SO FUNNY! The rest of the show was a waste of bad writing, Lindsay was horrible in the 'Scared Straight' skit.

927 days ago
337.

awards    

The Fire Crotch went down in flames? What a surprise. There was an awful lot of hype about her performance and it turns out she was Not Ready for Prime Time? Does Vivid sign chubby former child stars?

927 days ago
338.

marknyc    

heavy on make-up: she looks 10 years older with that bad make-up and a forced smile I only saw on 60yo people right after plastic surgery. But she's way too young to look like that!
But she's a star , no doubts. She keeps the entire screen all for herself, no matter who's on at the moment, she gets all the eyes on her.

927 days ago
339.

Mike    

I think she came back too soon. She clearly wasn't ready, but SNL didn't give her any funny lines (especially the last hour) and didn't give her many lines at all, for that matter. She was just an "extra" in almost all of the skits.

927 days ago
340.

Holly    

Can you say "awkward"?

927 days ago
341.

LLsez    

Good thing she still has her day job at the morgue

927 days ago
342.

Nikki    

The NEW York POst

Lindsay Lohan hosted “Saturday Night Live” last night — but her puffy visage is a far cry from the fresh-faced redhead who first appeared on the show in 2004.

The presumably clean and sober 25-year-old actress tried to kick-start her comeback after struggles with alcohol, the law and various parked cars.

Manhattan-based plastic surgeon Leonard Grossman says her appearance shows Lohan hasn’t worn her scandal-scarred past very well.

“The lips are overdone,” Grossman said, comparing a photo taken of Lohan last month with another from eight years ago.


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2012 PHOTOS: LINDSAY LOHAN THROUGH THE YEARS

In the early photo, Grossman said, “her lips look more natural. . . . Now she looks used and abused.

Grossman added that Lohan’s face “looks like a dead fish. It doesn’t look appetizing at all.

“She has vertical lines of the upper lip, and that’s typical of a heavy smoker,” he said.

Lohan’s promising career spiraled into a descent of drugs and alcohol, jail time and stints in rehab.

She’s currently on probation for taking a $2,500 gold necklace from a Venice, Calif., jewelry store.

Lohan’s SNL appearance last night looked as awful as her plastic surgery. What- ever acting talent she once had seemed to vanish as she lackadaisically stumbled through her lines, even though she was obviously reading them off of cue cards.

Looking oddly bloated, Lohan came out for the monologue and addressed her struggles head-on.

“Everybody here believes in you. We wouldn’t have you back otherwise,” cast member Kristen Wiig said as she hugged Lohan, which then turned into a pat-down.

When Lohan asks if she’s being searched, Wiig just says, “No, I’m a lesbian now.”

“Been there, done that,” Lohan quipped, in reference to her romance with Samantha Ronson

927 days ago
343.

Nikki    

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/lindsay-lohan-hosts-snl-faces-troubled-starlet-gallery-1.76359

927 days ago
344.

LLsez    

Has she signed for the Hustler spread yet?

927 days ago
345.

the artist formerly known as hand turkey    

Well, here I am with my coffee. I expected to wake up to a big story on TMZ about how Lindsay "killed it" on SNL and this morning her "career" has taken off to the moon.....but nothing....hmmm....

I watched Reno 911 on Netflix.

927 days ago
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