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Lindsay Lohan

Almost Live from New York ...

3/3/2012 12:10 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan was seen leaving her New York hotel this morning, script in hand, as she gets ready to host "Saturday Night Live" tonight.

As TMZ previously reported, LiLo plans to sing her opening monologue and from there ... nothing is off limits. We're also told Lindsay has invited several famous friends to cameo on the show, but no word on exactly who will make an appearance. 

Lindsay is counting on tonight's "SNL" to re-launch her career. So we gotta ask ...


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I missed it, but to be honest - in the olden days when I watched SNL regularly, obvious cue card reading was rampant by the guest hosts and regulars. But it's surprising in thus case simply because the girl had nothing else to do this week and it was clearly a test. I think she's been relatively sober this week, too, since she looked so much better on Jimmy Fallon (Thursday) than in promos and GMA earlier. If she couldn't learn her lines and deliver them convincingly on SNL, that's not exactly going to cause a rush of opportunities opening up. She was supposed to prove that she was back in the saddle, but it sounds as though she was having trouble hanging on to the horse if not actually falling to the ground.

877 days ago

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Who really cares who's who? If any of them had anything relevant to say, they wouldn't need to keep switching screen names and try to fool anyone. Just stick with one name and say what you want. Besides, like Skeptical said before, that's their whole game - to try to keep you guessing. Just lump them all into one steaming pile of crap, and call them one name - TrollTron, like Skep suggested.

As TrollTron, him/her or all of them are free to banter about to each other. In the end, does it really make any difference which one of them is which? They all say the same crap anyway.

877 days ago


Im sorry but, I find it fascinating, the regular average american working joe WHO HAS A RAP SHEET LIKE LINDSAY, would be unable to acquire gainful employment, which leads to poverty and yet producers of movies and television will have pity and cash in on a drug abusing, alcoholic convicted thief...WTF???

877 days ago


Lets put it this way, If lindsay were to apply at Wal-Mart for a cashiers position or even a step up and apply with a police department, would she be hired with her record???

877 days ago


Did Matt Lauer or Jimmy Fallon show up, like they said they would? Or were they only playing lip service, after being put on the spot?

877 days ago


Oh, my. Just read the description of one of the skits, Real Housewives of Disney. So now SNL writers are getting ideas from the Disney kid show So Random? They have a recurring skit theme Real Princesses of New Jersey, where the Disney princesses all have New Jersey accents. I think when Miss Piggy (yes, her) guest starred, she played Rapunzel.

877 days ago


The opening monologue with Jimmy Fallon, Kirsten Wiig, and Jon Hamm was funny, and the first skit 'Real Housewives of Disney' was EPIC...SO FUNNY! The rest of the show was a waste of bad writing, Lindsay was horrible in the 'Scared Straight' skit.

877 days ago


The Fire Crotch went down in flames? What a surprise. There was an awful lot of hype about her performance and it turns out she was Not Ready for Prime Time? Does Vivid sign chubby former child stars?

877 days ago


heavy on make-up: she looks 10 years older with that bad make-up and a forced smile I only saw on 60yo people right after plastic surgery. But she's way too young to look like that!
But she's a star , no doubts. She keeps the entire screen all for herself, no matter who's on at the moment, she gets all the eyes on her.

877 days ago


I think she came back too soon. She clearly wasn't ready, but SNL didn't give her any funny lines (especially the last hour) and didn't give her many lines at all, for that matter. She was just an "extra" in almost all of the skits.

877 days ago


Can you say "awkward"?

877 days ago


Good thing she still has her day job at the morgue

877 days ago


The NEW York POst

Lindsay Lohan hosted “Saturday Night Live” last night — but her puffy visage is a far cry from the fresh-faced redhead who first appeared on the show in 2004.

The presumably clean and sober 25-year-old actress tried to kick-start her comeback after struggles with alcohol, the law and various parked cars.

Manhattan-based plastic surgeon Leonard Grossman says her appearance shows Lohan hasn’t worn her scandal-scarred past very well.

“The lips are overdone,” Grossman said, comparing a photo taken of Lohan last month with another from eight years ago.


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In the early photo, Grossman said, “her lips look more natural. . . . Now she looks used and abused.

Grossman added that Lohan’s face “looks like a dead fish. It doesn’t look appetizing at all.

“She has vertical lines of the upper lip, and that’s typical of a heavy smoker,” he said.

Lohan’s promising career spiraled into a descent of drugs and alcohol, jail time and stints in rehab.

She’s currently on probation for taking a $2,500 gold necklace from a Venice, Calif., jewelry store.

Lohan’s SNL appearance last night looked as awful as her plastic surgery. What- ever acting talent she once had seemed to vanish as she lackadaisically stumbled through her lines, even though she was obviously reading them off of cue cards.

Looking oddly bloated, Lohan came out for the monologue and addressed her struggles head-on.

“Everybody here believes in you. We wouldn’t have you back otherwise,” cast member Kristen Wiig said as she hugged Lohan, which then turned into a pat-down.

When Lohan asks if she’s being searched, Wiig just says, “No, I’m a lesbian now.”

“Been there, done that,” Lohan quipped, in reference to her romance with Samantha Ronson

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877 days ago


Has she signed for the Hustler spread yet?

877 days ago
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