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Lindsay Lohan

Marilyn Monroe Sketch Axed

by 'Saturday Night Live'

3/10/2012 5:12 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan was all set to continue her obsession with Marilyn Monroe during last week's "Saturday Night Live" -- but a sketch featuring her and Jon Hamm was scrapped at the last minute ... TMZ has learned. 

According to our sources, the sketch was to feature Lindsay as Marilyn and Hamm as JFK appearing to Rick Santorum (played by Andy Samberg) while he is at a conservative event (see photo above).

During the sketch, Marilyn and JFK explain Marilyn was on birth control provided to her by Medicare, which causes Santorum to vomit uncontrollably. Santorum (the real one) recently said that JFK's speech from 1960 about keeping religion out of politics "makes [him] want to throw up."

In the end, we're told the sketch made it all the way to rehearsals, and was even performed in front of a live audience, but was ultimately cut because of time constraints.

Lindsay has channeled Marilyn several times over the years, including her most recent Playboy cover.

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Bianca    

So a sketch with potential and as topical as this was "ultimately cut because of time constraints", yet the other dreck made it in? We all know the reality. Lindsay couldn't carry or even do well in any of the sketches. The only one she was half-way decent in was "Princess Wives", which she was barely in.

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stef    

'Time constraints' aka she didn't know her lines for that skit either. This girl is NOWHERE near ready to resume her 'career'.

900 days ago
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Surfer Gal    

I don't want to trash Lyndsay when she's down but when she steps all over Marilyn Monroe then the gloves come off.

900 days ago
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Surfer Gal    

Thank you, Loren Michaels for cancelling that piece of trash! Agreed, Lyndsay probably could not have carried it. Would love to hear what the people who watched the dress rehearsal had to say about it. The only reason she was any good in "The Real Housewives of Disney" was because of the editing, & if you watch it a second time you can see she was struggling badly to get through that.

900 days ago
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Tom Brokaw    

Lyndsay get some sleep, you seriously look like a vampire now.

900 days ago
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Simone    

Time constraints? Give me a break. They replayed two old commercial spoofs because they were so short on material. Everybody knows what's up. No point in lying about it now.

900 days ago
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Phreaky    

Thank god, Blohan has sht all over Marilyn's memory more than enough already. Give it a rest. Marilyn would have despised this piece of trash.

900 days ago
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bunny    

I bet that's the only sketch she actually practiced and didn't need que cards for.

900 days ago
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Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

I'm so tired of this skank thinking she's Marilyn Monroe. She looks nothing like MM, and only dreams that she had the talent and charisma that MM did.

The crap is old. She's nothing but a lying little fraud, who uses people to get what she wants.

And she has a handful of gullible fans left who not only believe every word she says, but also act exactly like her.

900 days ago
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MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

I have a more plausable explanation than 'time constraints'. Jon Hamm 'scrapped it' because he said, 'I'm not working with THIS trick'.

900 days ago
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ilovegossip    

OK, they re-ran two old skits, yet they cut this because of time constraints? That doesn't make ANY sense! It was cut because of some OTHER reason...

900 days ago
12.

ketjo    

Thank You TMZ....
Now Harvey and Mike can got thru the weekend assured that they will have one paying board up and running but do the world a favor and put a aniti bully lock on that gate cause they almost destroyed the last playground with their biting all the kiddies trying to play...
Hell, Marilyn Monroe was No saint thats for sure but she was 100 % a hell of a lot cleaner and more decent then Lindsay Lohan.. Each time she goes on her MM trip Marilyns poor spirit goes on a rampage of grief...but look on the bright side now she Has old Elizabeth Taylors spirit joining the the wailing cause she is Lindsay's choosen victem this time around....
No wonder Lindsay is afraid to sleep alone..I won't want those two vengful spirits visiting me at night....LOL

900 days ago
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Rogue Warrior    

Here come all the H8turds with their vile comments about Lilolicious and how ugly, poor, and washed up they think she is. Same old same old from all the H8turds holding Trailer Court!!!!!!!

900 days ago
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MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Hmmmm. I wonder who thought of doing a MM sketch? Samberg? Hamm? I wonder . . .

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Rogue Warrior    

Hey H8tears, you'd better bring the kitchen sink this time, but be sure to take your babies, dirty dishes, and spoiled food you've been saving for a snack, out first!!!!!!

And if your kitchen sink is in your front yard, bring the washer and dryer, oh, that's right!! They're out in the front yard too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilolicious loves you and so do I!!!!!

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