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Lindsay Lohan

I'm No Hit-and-Runner

3/14/2012 11:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan
is calling BS on a hookah lounge manager, who claims the actress injured his knee when she allegedly grazed him with her Porsche last night -- insisting, "This is all a complete lie."

Lindsay took to her Twitter account moments ago to blast the allegation -- writing, "Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I've been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn't even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi."

Lindsay insists, "These false accusations are absurd."

A rep for Lindsay adds, "At no point was there ever any indication that her car hit anyone or anything. We are confident this matter will be cleared up in the next few days."

TMZ broke the story ... multiple eyewitnesses claim Lindsay struck the hookah lounge manager on her way out of The Sayers Club in Hollywood just after midnight.

Witnesses claim the manager was NOT injured after the bump -- but the man has since gone to the emergency room. We're told he plans to press charges.

1:00 PM PT: Lindsay just left the L.A. County morgue in the same black Porsche she was driving last night -- except this time, she wasn't taking any chances ... getting into the passenger seat.



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ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! ' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ Lindsay Shaves Head! Fearing her BIG COME BACK is going to include a tour in Jail for up to three years, Lindsay shaved her head. ENABLER Holley suggested that to prevent drug testing of her hair that she shave it off before the probation department calls for a sample. The carpet now matches the drapes. According to Uncle Terry the new look makes her look like a cue ball. The damage control team is meeting tonight for a clams bake at the Red Lobster, be there or be square! She HATES the TMZ fatties who have RUINED her comeback…!

919 days ago


Lindsay Lohan, who is in the midst of a career comeback,[snort] checked out of the Chateau several weeks ago.

"Lindsay left the hotel about two-and-a-half weeks ago. It was only temporary, but her new digs could be permanent", according to a close friend. "For the first time in ten years, the paparazzi don't know where she is living and she is enjoying not being hounded.

Great precautions are being made whenever Lindsay comes and goes from her new residence so that she isn't spotted. Of course, that can't last forever, but it's a nice break for her to just relax a bit at home like a normal person."

Oh. Guess she got tired of "relaxing a bit at home like a normal person."

919 days ago

Elliot Rodger    

I was recently asked by a Veteran who was seeing Act of Valor the other day if I was going to bomb Iran after reading my name tag. I jokingly told him that was just my name, but the answer to that question is "I WISH"!

919 days ago


Nobodys buying the "ITs a lie "...two many photos witnesses etc...TMZ showed the video tonight of her and her friend switching places just before the cops pull up...If you ain't guilty you don't need to switch a place you say were no at....
Headline News gal has it right shes addicted to drama and tramua as she is to drugs.. and she facing life without the camera and spotlight on her.....She deliberately screws up every damn she can keep the media circus going...that my friends is a true nasty sociopath with serious mental problems who should be put away a long long time before she hurt somebody really bad....How many lifes and careers has she destroyed in the past 5 many people have been used by her and Lohan Inc to feed her craving for the spotlight ? How much money has exchanged hands to keep her ass out of prison and jail ? and how much money has the state of California lost and used for this woman for her own gradifications...? !!!
when will the state of California finaly say enough and do what is right ....?

919 days ago

Elliot Rodger    

I do not think anyone here understands what will happen once Israel bombs Iran. It is the end of the world as you know it. Russia will bomb Israel and we will bomb them. Dont worry haters, there will be whats been agreed upon by the globalists as what is called a "Limited Exchange". There will be just enough of this planet left for the Anti Christ to rise and take complete power of this world. Have a nice day.

919 days ago


"Newly redhead Lindsay Lohan arrives back to Chateau Marmont after reportedly striking the manager of Sayers Club in Hollywood with her car before fleeing the scene."

What! She is back living at the CM??

919 days ago

Ellie G    

Lindsay Lohan
Keeping the h8ters entertained one FVCK UP after the other.

919 days ago


OK. Eighteen months (3-4 actual) County jail - no house arrest, 3 more years formal probation - face-to-face reporting once a week. Twice-weekly drug testing. Weekly psychiatric counseling. 180-day inpatient substance treatment - no visitors or phone calls (mail only), no cell phone or Internet. Designer SCRAM for 3 years. No travel out of Los Angeles without written permission from the JUGDE - IN ADVANCE. Surrender passport. AA meetings - 5 per week. NA meetings - 5 per week. CA meetings - 5 per week. GA meetings - 5 per week. Previously community service continued - Five 8-hr days per week. Any missed or late days will result in an additional 5 days. All civil litigation must be adjudicated and all legal fees must be paid in full before probation is completed. Failure to settle ALL lawsuits on time will result in an additional 3 years of aforementioned conditions. Defendant to cover ALL associated costs of probation conditions - to include probation visits, psychologists, drug testing, SCRAM anklet, substance treatment costs, and a $50,000.00 fine. Any violation of these terms shall result in the probation - and all it’s conditions - to be revoked and begin again.

If the D.A. and city Attorney offers this, I think Linds should jump on it. Seems like a fair bargain.

919 days ago

Good riddance!    

You can bet Klan Blohan was happy as hell just to get any headlines for their crowned loser, but unfortunately for them they never consider the consequences of their stupid, illegal actions. It's just another day for those sociopaths.

919 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

Did y'all SEE the pic LLsez posted? Linds is STILL driving and SMIRKING! un freaking believable

919 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

Driving with a jacket over her head. Yea, she's a safe driver.

919 days ago

Rogue Warrior    

DM & DH would make great top soil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

919 days ago


LLsez everytime you post that site I cant seem to find the pictures. Do I need instructions or something???lol

919 days ago

Blood Red Witch    

Nikki and GC, I just put Lindsay's name in the search box on that site and the pic came up

919 days ago


Too Cool For School-priceless

919 days ago
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