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Lindsay Lohan

I'm No Hit-and-Runner

3/14/2012 11:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Lindsay Lohan
is calling BS on a hookah lounge manager, who claims the actress injured his knee when she allegedly grazed him with her Porsche last night -- insisting, "This is all a complete lie."

Lindsay took to her Twitter account moments ago to blast the allegation -- writing, "Scrape? This is all a complete lie. I've been at community service. Last night, I attempted to wish a friend happy birthday, which I didn't even get to do because I was freaked out by all of the paparazzi."

Lindsay insists, "These false accusations are absurd."

A rep for Lindsay adds, "At no point was there ever any indication that her car hit anyone or anything. We are confident this matter will be cleared up in the next few days."

TMZ broke the story ... multiple eyewitnesses claim Lindsay struck the hookah lounge manager on her way out of The Sayers Club in Hollywood just after midnight.

Witnesses claim the manager was NOT injured after the bump -- but the man has since gone to the emergency room. We're told he plans to press charges.

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1:00 PM PT: Lindsay just left the L.A. County morgue in the same black Porsche she was driving last night -- except this time, she wasn't taking any chances ... getting into the passenger seat.

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271.

Nikki    

She really is everyones punching bag


Columbia UGuys, my 21st birthday is TOMORROW. Sometimes, it felt like the day would never come. But tonight at midnight, I will be going out for my first legal drink. Now that it’s finally legal for me to be a drunken mess in public, I figure this is a great time to try out a new drinking game. And who better to inspire a drinking game than Lindsay Lohan?

Just after we got all excited about LiLo going back to her red hair, she went and proved that she’s still a red hot mess. As we told you earlier, last night, as she was leaving an LA club, she hit a guy with her car. And now he’s suing her (no surprise there). Looks like LiLo has jumped off the comeback train and purchased one-way ticket to crazy town. We have a feeling we know what might happen, so get your drinks ready and check out the official CollegeCandy Lindsay Lohan drinking game.

764 days ago
272.

jeebus    

Oh and him talking about that Merovingian bloodline and it being the masonic Christ (No such thing btw) Well it's been DEBUNKED IDIOT.
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The Merovingians are extensively featured in the book The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail, in which they are claimed to be descended from members of a hereditary group of Jewish religious officials; this connects them to the myth that they were descendants of Jesus, and theoretically the legitimate successors to Jesus' title 'King of the World'. This would invoke implications of theological betrayal in the actions of Popes Zachary and Stephen II who deposed the Merovingian dynasty in the 8th Century. The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail was later revealed to be based on a hoax originating with Pierre Plantard in the mid-20th century

764 days ago
273.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    

It turns out that right before Linds got postal with that bystander, she had been tossed "off set" at Toddlers And Tiaras for trying to teach the little darlings how to play "Snort snort shoot".... the Lohan-brand spin on the centuries-old children's game "Duck duck goose". Ya have to wonder why Linds would alter the "duck" part...... couldn't she have made it "Duck duck gack"?

764 days ago
274.

Blood Red Witch    

Better be careful, Jeebus or he will report you to the Witche's Counsel. You know, those people that kept trying to break up Samantha and Derwood.

764 days ago
275.

JBL    

The Merovingians are descendants of Typhon, a Nephlim God, and the King of Atlantis. This is all basic Masonic knowledge, but to small time book worms who only have a Dan Brown book to resort to, it would seem far fetched. Your time is coming, like it or not!

764 days ago
276.

jeebus    

lmao uh huh Izzy, pull more things out of your azz won't ya? Go ahead. Tell me my time is coming. TELL ME in detail what you THINK you can do to me. Come on, I dare you. i fvcking DARE you.
Oh but you can't right? You're just not imaginative enough. Jeez no wonder you believe in all that bvllshyt.

764 days ago
277.

Nikki    

Whoever put "Too Cool to Do Drugs" on a pencil is retarded. Every time you sharpen it: "Cool to Do Drugs" "Do Drugs" and "Drugs

764 days ago
278.

Teleny    

Will this hoe never go to jail?

764 days ago
279.

Reagan76    

When are the Paparazzi going to be held accountable. It gets down right dangerous.

764 days ago
280.

Joan K    

What in the world is she doing to her face? It looks like she put on a good twenty pounds in the past couple of months, she must be hitting the Cheetos just like her number ONE and ONly fan.

764 days ago
281.

Nikki    

313. help this young woman: 9 minutes ago

She has a deadline of March 29 to finish off all of her community service and counseling requirements.
So it was back to the morgue for Lindsay Lohan today as she fast approaches her next court date.
The 25-year-old, who recently dyed her hair back to her natural red hair colour, beamed as she finished her stint at the Los Angeles County
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\__/ <--- this is my care cup. Do you see how empty it is?

764 days ago
282.

Ana    

This guy only claimed injury after he learned he can actually get something out of this. There is so much hate on Lindsay especially on her looks - as if half the people here have room to talk.

764 days ago
283.

Nikki    

Its like lather, rinse repeat with this one
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317. help this young woman: less than a minute ago

"Contrary to reports surfacing, Lindsay Lohan was not at the Sayers Club Tuesday evening or Wednesday early a.m.," said a rep for the venue,
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\__/ <--- this is my care cup. Do you see how empty it is?

764 days ago
284.

LLsez    

Lindsay Lohan Says She Wasn’t Driving

This is either a desperate attempt to avoid jail time or the worst mix up we’ve seen in awhile. According to Lindsay Lohan’s uncle, Chris Sullivan, the Mean Girls actress may not have been driving her car when police arrested her.

Sullivan insists that there was something else going on that night. While LiLo was trying to help out her former assistant Tarin Graham, something went wrong. He says that Tarin, “is a problem individual and Lindsay was trying to help her out.” Then, Chris says, “Tarin’s mother got involved and became hysterical.” That led to the call to police.

Sullivan expounded, “She (Lindsay) may well have not been driving the car. This girl and her mother are letting Lindsay take the fall, but hopefully the truth will come out! That would get rid of most of the charges."

It’s not clear, yet, how this all would work out to prove Lindsay’s innocence in the whole DUI/cocaine possession spiel. But as with every other celebrity that gets in legal trouble, you can be there will be a team of high-priced lawyers eager to absolve LiLo of any perceived wrongdoing.

July 26, 2007

764 days ago
285.

Nikki    

@ Help
Look to the left, Now look to the right. I just virtually slapped you

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