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Snooki & Jwoww

Two VERY Different Spring Breaks

3/16/2012 12:18 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

0316_snooki_jwoww_SPlashMom-to-be Snooki enjoyed her first sober Spring Break party in Cancun today ... while her "Jersey Shore" spinoff castmate Jwoww enjoyed the kind of cocktail an unwed pregnant reality star cannot. 

Soon Snooki will be enjoying her first sober St. Patrick's Day. Then her first sober Passover. Then her first sober Easter. Then her first sober Earth Day. Then her first sober Cinco de Mayo. Then her first sober Memorial Day. Then her first sober Flag Day. Then her first sober July 4th. Then her first sober ...

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31.

Age    

No need to clap for them because they already have it

15 minutes are up

929 days ago
32.

Brittney    

i too have experienced being sober for the first time of many things, she might soon realise that she enjoys being sober (i do) and that her baby is all the "high" she needs. good luck to her n jionni!

929 days ago
33.

patty    

she'll never make it!

929 days ago
34.

Throwback kid    

Jwoww looks 35 years old and never went to college, why is she on spring break? America would be a better place if these Jersey Shore losers went away and took the Kardashian skanks with them

929 days ago
35.

sweetme63    

snookie is gonna be fine. she has lots of support!

929 days ago
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Nancy    

If you don't like them, why bother reading this anyways. If it got your attention to come and read then write your nasty ass comments, then worry about yourselves. And PS who ever thought this was funny, you have no sense of humor.

929 days ago
37.

Rose    

mis #2 Kids are not mandatory or an entitlement - you shouldn'tve had any if you can't afford them.

929 days ago
38.

Shane!    

Will these Jersey Shore kids die from alchol poisoning or their STD's already. I'm sick of hearing about these no talent, non-interesting retards.

929 days ago
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ryan    

yea right, the attention whore will turn into a closet drinker. She is waisted every day and then will completely stop drinking, aint happening. I am sure she will continue to drink off camera. BTW, she is not the sharpest tool in the shed, catch the episode calling the Atlantic Ocean the Pacific? I shouldn't be so tough on a former special ed student.

927 days ago
40.

AAron    

Oh know some rich bitch has to not drink for a while...how hard her life must be

925 days ago
41.

candace    

snokki you should roc tha belly bump lol i think you will be sooooo cute lmao

921 days ago
42.

Trecycup    

I love J!! I use 2 like Snooki, but she lost her mind with that jacked up relationship with Jionni lol Do they think a baby is a good idea 4 them when they argue every other second smh Whatever! Guys & Girls come like my FB page for sexy women rocking Tees & Tanks :) Copy & Paste link:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Sexy-Girls-n-Tanks-Tees/214626425220230

919 days ago
43.

dat    

Who gives a flying ....?

909 days ago
44.

dat    

If I was Italian these two idiots would be a disgrace to da race...........drink on chunky monkeys!!!!!!

909 days ago
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