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Dr. Conrad Murray

I'm Rail Thin

From Explosive Diarrhea

3/20/2012 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Dr. Conrad Murray has dumped 30 pounds because he is pooping out his guts
Dr. Conrad Murray
has dumped 30 pounds because he's pooping out his guts, and he blames the water at L.A. County Jail.

We're told Murray has been extremely sick since becoming an inmate last November. He claims the water smells and tastes bad, and believes it has given him a horrible case of dysentery. Murray says the bad water, along with a bad diet, is ruining his health.

Murray says he can't eat jail food, and is forced to eat what he calls "cat food" which he buys at the commissary .

Murray buys canned tuna for $4.25 a pop, salmon flakes for $3.50 and canned mackerel for $2.50. Murray is telling friends that aside from cats, he's the only human being forced to eat canned mackerel.

We're told Murray is filing multiple appeals to get out of jail, primarily because his health is compromised.

L.A. County Sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore tells TMZ, "All inmates receive the proper nutrition and medical care that is required by law, but the Sheriff's Dept. goes above and beyond what is required."

We don't know how the appellate judges feel about explosive diarrhea, but one thing we know for sure ... jail is a really sh**ty experience.


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PRO US    

Dr. Murray should have thought of that before he killed his patient.

946 days ago

Fat Mike    

Can you send some of that water my way?

946 days ago

King of TMZ    

At least you can enjoy now long phone calls with inmate hookers (blink blink) while peeing or Shiesseing :D

LOL the guy couldn't get out by making "Michael Jackson Killed Himself" appeals now you try conning the system... well if you have diarrhea, there are pills for it. Maybe you should experiment drinking Propofol, it's rumored that drinking it tightens stools... :P You got four years to eat that crap. Worse case just grab your iPod and listen to: "They don't care about us" :D

946 days ago


SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF. No i'm not crying, I smell ****. Is that you Dr. Conrad Murray? Or should I say Inmate 231948

946 days ago


At least he is eating and drinking the freaking ass!!!! More than Michael Jackson is doing!!!!

946 days ago


Is there ANYTHING this dude doesn't ceaselessly whine about?

946 days ago


Yes! I'm delighted to hear that :)

946 days ago


Maybe the inmates are poisoning him for assisting in Micheal Jackson's apparent suicide. :-)

946 days ago


Just seeing the picture was hilarious!

946 days ago


If he is eating that much FISH, he may have given himself MERCURY POISONING, a symptom of Mercury Poisoning is diarrhea. Maybe he should not be eating soooo much fish food?

946 days ago


Mercury Poisoning - all that fish food.

946 days ago


What, he's too good to eat Ramen?

946 days ago

mj fan forever    

"""Ruining his health"""??!!!??!! He is a disgusting MURDERER!!!!!!! The murderer "does not" want to "ruin" his health!!!! Not even remotely concerned about what he did OF COURSE!!!! That disgusting murderer sociopath mentally disturbed still did not understand he is rotting in jail and HAS TO eat what ALL the other inmates eat!!!!! This is just a further pathetic excuse to try to get out of jail, as he and his team of losers are so used to do!!! I wouldn't be surprised to know he has procured the diarrhea by himself to seek a loophole to get out before, especially since Judge Pastor said he has NO intention to accept his pathetic slanderous appeal, murderer is mentally disturbed!!! Murderer needs to be kept in jail, needs to finish his sentence (which already is inadequate for a murderer!!!!), he is DANGEROUS TO SOCIETY as Judge Pastor repeatedly stressed, so keep him rotting in jail until he will finally rot in hell as the murderer does deserve!!!!!!

946 days ago


No Conrad...that's karma!

946 days ago


Maybe he has drugs being smuggled in that aren't agreeing with him!?!?!


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