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The Situation in Rehab

BANNED from Showing Abs

3/25/2012 6:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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The Situation
must be going through an identity crisis in rehab -- because TMZ has learned, the treatment facility BANS excess skin exposure ... including abs ... as well as douchebag clothing.

TMZ obtained a copy of the "wardrobe guidelines" from Cirque Lodge in Utah -- where Sitch is currently undergoing treatment for substance abuse -- and according to the doc, Cirque bans muscle shirts, sleeveless tops, ripped jeans, hats, sunglasses, and all clothing with obscene language.

In other words -- 99.999% of Situation's clothing collection.

The guidelines also specify "no abdominal exposure" -- a rule intended for the female population -- but given the guy's claim to fame ... it clearly also applies to Mr. Sitch.

According to the rules, Situation also must avoid accidental thong exposure -- but let's cut the guy some slack ...

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16.

Sloane    

would be curious to find out if
MTV/producers/whoever..
took the time to look into the backgrounds of the people they chose to hire to be on the show.

if they did they would havee seen addiction/rehab in his past
did they know and hire him purposefully in order to watch him party to excess and crash and burn for entertainment and ratings
.

does make one wonder..........

921 days ago
17.

Canadasux    

Even though I've never watched J.S., I really respect this guy for going into rehab over eating-up the fame and ignoring his addictions. But, with all the restrictions on clothing this guy has while in rehab, it sounds like all he might have left to wear is a sheet to all his public sessions.

921 days ago
18.

Gisele Normandeau    

He looks deformed!!!!

920 days ago
19.

JJ    

HARD TO FEEL SORRY FOR THIS JERK OFF.

Ye reap what ye sow.

Mom & Dad MUST be real proud of him.

920 days ago
20.

hillbillygirl45    

I don't watch this show, but it's hard not to know who all these skanky, f**ked-up idiots are. They are EVERYWHERE!! This guy ain't nothin' but a walkin', talkin' douche bag, and I could care less about where he is, but I do agree, COVER IT UP!! Face, too, while you're at it. Every single one of these worthless, no-talent, fame-hoes needs to just go away and stay away.

920 days ago
21.

D    

Good. Maybe, he'll get a make-over

920 days ago
22.

a    

How come a rehab facility has such strict rules about clothes? Is that kind of thing usual?

920 days ago
23.

dreamon    

Could you get off the case of someone in REHAB, TMZ. Not a fan, but jeez he hasn't hurt anyone.

920 days ago
24.

Pam C    

What do you expect! This is Utah...modest, modest, modest.

920 days ago
25.

LittleBIt    

Screw his stupid abs, his face is beyond ugly. He looks like popeye on crack! Total jerk.

920 days ago
26.

Flying Blind    

Doesn't every kid as skinny and small as he is have a six pack at his age when he started JS?

I'm much taller than him and I did until I was 30 and never worked out.

920 days ago
27.

Regina    

OMG, the world is going to stop because he can't show his lumpy, bumpy abs. Such a tragedy. How are all of us going to survive??? What will we do ?? My world just revolves around Jersey Shore and the clothing constrictions that he is required to abide by.

920 days ago
28.

FlamingoNut    

He's revolting to look at. Please TMZ, ban all pics of him forevermore...

920 days ago
29.

Minnetonka40    

if this is his first time to rehab he will probably enjoy himself there..he will be all fuzzy wuzzy about a sober future. The real work starts when he leaves rehab and that is why 2 out of 10 people stay sober after rehab. Each additional time he enters rehab in the future it will get harder and harder because the rude awakening of being a life long addict sets in and a lot of addicts will set out thinking they are in charge. Unless 'The Situation" takes this very, very seriously he will struggle for the rest of his life with addiction and everything that comes along with that-a lot of life problems.

920 days ago
30.

peoplearesilly    

Good God -- bull **** nonsense. Who cares? Really? WHO CARES? Idiots.

920 days ago
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