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Snooki & Baby Daddy

Best Fake Parents Ever!

3/26/2012 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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Proving they're totally prepared for parenthood ... Snooki and her alleged baby daddy Jionni LaValle have successfully managed to go 4 whole days without misplacing or damaging their plastic infant training doll.

The pregnant "Jersey Shore" star has been carrying around the fake child since last week ... in what seems like a crash prep course on how to care for an actual living, breathing child.

No word on when the baby is due ... but all signs point to late August/early September ... right around the time "Jersey Shore" Season 6 is expected to debut.

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46.

StuntMom     

Though she would also be my prime candidate for having to take care of the practice baby, there are also scores of people out there who could use the same kind of practice before having their own infant handed over to them.

850 days ago
47.

social butterfly    

OMG! He is HOOOOOOOT!...... Yummy

850 days ago
48.

Rose    

yuk!

850 days ago
49.

satan69    

This is what it feels like when you stare directly into the sun.

850 days ago
50.

There's a problem here    

This picture is case-in-point showing the level of maturity (immaturity) of these two azz_wipes. The dog next door to me is pregnant too and I'm thinking it will be a far better parent.

850 days ago
51.

Gretel    

Oh my goodness, that is just plain wrong on so many levels. If that spawn is a boy do you think they'll wax it's eyebrows to make it more ladylike like the rest of those lowlifes? Do you think it has a chance to have a top lip?

850 days ago
52.

Beaners    

Not Italian, and not from Jersey and not ready for the responsibility of parenthood.

850 days ago
53.

hillbillygirl45    

I only watched this "show" a couple of times. Both times this troll-doll was COMPLETELY hammered. She was in such bad shape she could NOT remember if she had sex or not. Somehow I don't think she's gonna get 'mother of the year'. I'm curious, what DO you get when you breed a garden gnome with a troll? Lord, I despise these people.....

850 days ago
54.

Bonkers    

I'm surprised that they haven't taken a can of tan spray paint to that thing yet.

850 days ago
55.

janja    

you know you both look like fools right?

850 days ago
56.

Dani    

Seriously, i'm so fkn tired of these trashy losers. WHAT is the fascination with them?? Who gives a rat's *ss what they're doing?? She's a drunken moron that should not be reproducing and will likely have a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome. They are an embarrasment to our country.

849 days ago
57.

Angie Diego    

Snooki, everyone in the world hates you... you are not famous, you are infamous. Now, lets see if that unwanted kid of yours comes out with any defects from all the hard-core partying you did around New Year's. And did MTV still pay you the $2 million I heard about them offering last year? You are a no-talent, unattractive sleazy whorish phoney. Go away.

849 days ago
58.

Jane    

Snooki is an Oompa Loompa... your arguement is invalid.

http://www.celebremix.com/remixes/view/6303

^ "Get back to the factory"

849 days ago
59.

tazer    

what does she see in that Jionni hes such a looser.

847 days ago
60.

Larissa    

People , talkkk mess about Snooki & jonni ?
When they need to STFU !
iThinkkk ; Snooki will be a good Mommy <3
# Hater 's ISwear .

835 days ago
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