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Lindsay Lohan

I Will NEVER

See Another Judge Again

3/29/2012 6:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Lindsay Lohan vows ... she will NEVER again step foot in front of another judge.

Lindsay was on break at the L.A. County morgue Wednesday -- where she officially completed her community service obligation -- when she vowed to stay clear of all courtrooms for the rest of her life.

As for her big post-probation celebration tonight -- Lindsay said she plans to grab dinner with her sister, and that's about it.

Lindsay also says she doesn't plan to see her intrepid lawyer Shawn Holley very often after today's hearing -- but adds, Shawn "is still a good person in my life. She's been there for me."

Understatement of the century.

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Lindsay just left court -- she's officially off probation in her Beverly Hilly DUI case. She is now on informal probation in her jewelry theft case. She may never see another judge ever again.

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61.

LLsez    

Her therapist seems to have improved her skill of easily lying off the cuff

940 days ago
62.

Rolm    

lol I will give her two months, this skank has proven to be a loser over and over again

940 days ago
63.

ketjo    

" Most Asinine Statement Every Made by a Criminal on her Last Day of Probation" ............goes to Lindsay Lohan...


By the way LA....the president is not in town that calvacade of cars winding it way though morning traffic is Shawn Holly Chapman and the support group that has been with her in her vigil of "Freedom" they have been holding which should end today when she "Finally gets to say to her client of Hell Lindsay Lohan..."Kiss my Ass " and I will see you in court"......
" FREE AT LAST .....FREE AT LAST...NOW
LINDSAY LOHAN CAN KISS MY ASS"

940 days ago
64.

Boozez    

Oh no!-Will her eyes be surgically removed?~

940 days ago
65.

Susan62509    

If working in a morgue was possibly the turning point for Lindsay, then it appears that works better than rehab.

940 days ago
66.

Danielle    

YAY Lindsay is CURED, NOW I EXPECT A CURE FOR CANCER!!!!

940 days ago
67.

awards    

LINDSAY PERFUME? Lohan Inc. is pleased to announce the release of Lindsay’s signature fragrance “Lindsay”! It will be marketed in Dollar store$. According to VooDoo the stuff smells just like Lindsay: Vodka, Marlboros and vintage tuna, with an after whiff of BO. A Scratch and Sniff will be applied to all the returned Playboy magazines that were sent back by disgusted readers, eh?
NEWS UPDATE! She is handing out bottles at the Perp Walk! One for the Judge, too!

940 days ago
68.

Quinn    

"Lindsay Lohan: I will NEVER see another Judge again!" - Best joke I've heard in a while!

940 days ago
69.

Vinsetta    

She has some great projects on the table right now and others in development, and is very much looking forward to getting back to work," Lohan's rep Steve Honig tells RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Sure.

940 days ago
70.

Danielle    

Lindsay you are SUPPOSE to be an actress, which means being a stellar liar and you even fail at that task. Lindsay is not genuine and try's to hard to be liked and therefore it makes her more un-like able and the people who do like her have deep seeded issues with there own selves...they can relate.

940 days ago
71.

ketjo    

Yes its true Vinsetta......
They are in the latest stages of their next big Snow Job....LOL

Look she spent the last couple of weeks letting the fillers desolve out of her lips ...but don't be afraid duck lovers she will inflate them again the first chance she gets to stop and the gas station with a air pump......bet she spent the rest of yesterday afternoon and evening getting that head worked on the extensions tighten up and a few more add maybe they will be clear down to her waist today...got to look good for this most important last perp walk....
One last thing all the work and time Shawn Holly Chapman has done and how many times shes pulled Lindsay ass out of the fire and Lindsay cannot bring herself to give her a little praise in the media...Cause in Lindsay Land it's all about ME Me Me ME ME Me....

940 days ago
72.

awards    

LINDSAY BARRED ENTRY TO CANADA! Canadian Border Services announced today that Lindsay has a better chance at starring in a porn version of Mother Teressa in India and Bollywood than getting into Canada to do anything, particularly film work, eh? “People with convictions, addictions, DUI’s and behavior that endanger public safety are not welcome, especially people who are lower than pond s***!” he said. Sorry Lindsay?
In a related story, Indian Border Services replied “We have had Leprosy, Lindsay is not welcome here either. She is worse than the plague, eh? Even Calcutta has no use for sluts like her!”

940 days ago
73.

tenley    

Why isn't TMZ all over Lindsay news developments? There's only five or six articles a day, you all are such slackers.

940 days ago
74.

awards    

LINDSAY GETS NEW CAST OF ENABELERS! After court today, every professional who has worked to keep Lindsay out of jail is jumping ship, like rats off a burning ship for the same reason; she is going down! They have enough things to do without HIGH MAINTENANCE, Criminal Lindsay who fvcks up continuously. Most professionals wouldn’t touch her with John Wadd’s pole, eh? Canada Calling Lindsay: “Drop Dead!”

940 days ago
75.

LLsez    

Has The Bubblemobile been spotted yet?

940 days ago
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