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Charlie Sheen

I WOULDA Bought the Dodgers ...

If I Had the Money

3/30/2012 4:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Charlie Sheen
tells TMZ, he's rich ... but he ain't Dodgers-buying rich -- and that's the ONLY reason he didn't throw down to acquire the struggling L.A. franchise.

Charlie was out in NYC yesterday -- telling us, it's "pretty cool" Magic Johnson and his investment team have agreed to purchase the Dodgers for $2 billion.

But when we ask why Charlie -- a notorious baseball fanatic -- wasn't buying the team instead of Magic, he replies, "I didn't have any money at the time."

"Any" is a bit of a stretch.

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Damaco    

You would've conquered the world charlie if you want

881 days ago
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Christina G.    

I'm sick of reading "relevant" and "baby bump".

881 days ago
3.

BB in CA    

I'm glad you're better & hope you get/stay clean. I miss you on your show. Never watched it again after you had to leave.

881 days ago
4.

J    

Cocaine and whores can really cut into a man's Dodgers spending funds.

881 days ago
5.

CC    

Earth to Sleezy... Dot dot dot ....
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If you had the money you should invest in psychiatric care before the Dodgers.
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Dot dot dot .... End of transmission.

881 days ago
6.

ApoloKreedEatsFriedRiceOnAnyGivenSunday    

forget the Dodgers and spend your money wisely Charles, like maybe by investing in some acting classes!

881 days ago
7.

ladydiinpa    

hair piece--toupee, not lookin natural as it used 2 b

881 days ago
8.

Big D    

I want to party with Charlie, damn he has porn stars for christ sake.... I'm in.

881 days ago
9.

ESAZX    

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Happy every Day Honey!..Are you still single???+Life is short,meet her/him at here*** ok,,

881 days ago
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Mumra the Ever Living    

Well Charlie, you could have easily bought the Dodgers, but buying drugs, renting whores by the month and blowing the sweetest deal in the history of television kind of screwed that up.
But you're still "sinning", right?

881 days ago
11.

stu    

check inside ur nose charlie boy.

881 days ago
12.

Rafaelle Zuccaro    

I just read that someone came out with "toilet Paper" with Hitlers face on it!!! Great idea!!!1 I am thinking about the same thing, ONLY difference is, I would put Charlie Sheen and Bill Mahers face on mine-- They are perfect for this type of advertizing-- Both are REAL LIFE "**** FACES" with decadence hidden behind them!!~!~!!

881 days ago
13.

Sue    

Charlie may like the unabridged version of PHANTOM OF THE OPERA.

881 days ago
14.

Phil    

Charlie Sheen got 100 million from Warner Brothers when he was fired from 2 1/2 Men. I would call that WINNING! Also, the show has suffered with his absence and now frankly sucks with Kutcher. Charlie has a new show, Anger Management, and will show everyone that he is still the man.

881 days ago
15.

gibby    

chaz your god.... but keep partyn and ur dead....stop...in the name of luv...return to pod....bring coke....dirty whores...the clap..v.d...herpes....party on

881 days ago
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