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Jackie Mason to Cops:

My Girlfriend ATTACKED Me!

3/30/2012 1:12 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Cops responded to the home of comedy legend Jackie Mason
Cops responded to the home of comedy legend Jackie Mason this morning ... after the 75-year-old called 911 claiming he was attacked by his 48-year-old girlfriend ... TMZ has learned.

According to law enforcement sources, Jackie told police he and Kaoru Suzuki-McMullen had been in an heated argument in his NYC apartment ... when she turned violent.

Jackie told police ... he tried to grab his phone to call his doorman ... when Kaoru tried to snatch it ... scratching and bruising Jackie in the process. He eventually got control of the phone and dialed 911.

When cops arrived to the scene, we're told they observed scratches on Jackie's arm.

According to law enforcement sources, Kaoru was arrested and charged with misdemeanor assault. The investigation is still ongoing.


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Cheryl A.    

It's called "elder abuse" and it's illegal and disgusting.

944 days ago


Good. You deserve it. Acknowledge your daughter you s***bag!

944 days ago

buzz kill    

Oiy Vey! She is a tiger.

944 days ago

Mel Zipskin    

@Cheryl you took the words out of my mouth ELDER ABUSE thats why she got with him cause he's old. I hate elder abusers and child abusers, both are cowards!!!

944 days ago

Tigers Wood    

jajajaja This stupid dumb OLD perv needed to be beaten years ago for all his stupid unfunny jokes. Good for her. Ruined Caddyshack for being on it.

944 days ago


"Kaoru Suzuki-McMullen"???? WTF kind of name is that for a grown woman? Mr. Mandelbaum wants to know if she thinks she's better than him.

944 days ago


Maybe she just "did the math" and subtracted 48 from 75 and got PIS*ED.

944 days ago


HMMM, Girlfriend?? It was 6:00 AM, she was wearing black fishnet stockings and a low cut dress? Sounds like Jackie didn't pay the "lady".

944 days ago


Toss the book at her beating an old man. Its beyond wrong.

944 days ago

Tigers Wood    

Oy! He must have called his young lady friend a schwartza for laughing at his pruney putz, and she would not let him call his doorman. Oy!
Sounds like he has some anger issues from the past, he got in trouble for the calling Obama a schwartza.

944 days ago

Rhoda Penmark    

75?? Jackie Mason was 75 when Totie Fields was still playing the Catskills.

944 days ago

northern gypsy sympathy's why
J.M. she's not your maid or nurse...
check into a senior home if your looking for care in your twilight years...

944 days ago


For unknown reasons he cancelled a show I had tickets too. He can go eff himself.

944 days ago


No Jackie, that was death trying to get your attention.

944 days ago

Wash. Hts. Girl    

Jackie Mason is a very sweet and friendly man in real life, but it is known that he has an "eye" for the ladies. I guess this "Suziki" (or whatever her "nomme de plume" was) evidently was NO lady, however. Jackie, Bubeleh, stay away from these tramps, they could only be trouble.

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