(0:15) Mark Ballas' nuclear fight with his girlfriend caught on tape -- he calls in to explain what happened after the camera stopped rolling.
(4:10) Amanda Bynes' DUI bust -- an accident waiting to happen.
(10:01) Kim K's "Today" show appeance -- did she insinuate Ann Curry isn't a good interviewer ... right to Ann's face?
(14:30) Lisa Lampanelli calls in to rip Arsenio Hall for his "Apprentice" meltdown ... which she says was so crazy it actually scared her.
(20:50) Breaking news ... Warren Sapp is BROKE!
(25:10) "Texas Women" cast member's gnarly fist fight -- she's on the horn to talk about the beatdown.
(26:22) J.Lo's new music video featuring yet another boyfriend ... and how it was too racy for "Idol."
(35:05) Sarah Palin calls BS on Levi.
(43:10) Britney Spears has a new conservator!