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Michael Lohan

Rosie O'Donnell

Is a Talentless FAILURE

4/24/2012 10:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Rosie O'Donnell
is in no position to bash Lindsay Lohan -- at least according to Lindsay's loyal father, who claims Rosie's a washed-up failure at life ... who only stayed famous because she adopted a bunch of kids.

Michael Lohan tells TMZ, "Who the hell is Rosie O'Donnell to judge anyone, especially Lindsay, who has far more talent than Rosie ever had?"

He says, "Lindsay's talent isn't limited to being a comedian or getting notoriety for adopting and raising a bunch of kids. Sure, [Lindsay] has her pitfalls, but she is 25, and how old is Rosie?" (50, in case you're wondering).

Michael adds, "Two failed talk shows, a failed marriage, etc ... He/she who is without sin. May they cast the first stone."

As we previously reported, Rosie went on "Today" this morning, claiming Lindsay hasn't made a single good film since she was sixteen ... and isn't capable of portraying Liz Taylor in her new movie.

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286.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    

Fvck it. Go public......

The White House is just looking for their 15 minutes of fame.

882 days ago
287.

ketjo    

Well off to bed.......
and I will think of Poor Old Rosie, having to suffer living in that 7 million dollar little apt/home of her's in NY with her new love and her 3 or 4 kids ,two maids.and houskeeper ...sharing both top floors of that apt building and roof top garden and solarium and pool... because she such a failure.......Must be hard ....bet she wishing she had what Lindsay has...squatting in a drug house called the Chateau Monment sharing two room suite with several other people and driving a borrowed car whom shes wreaked twice this month....and selling her cloths to have gas money..and drug money....
Poor Rosie my ass........!!! LMAO.........
Hey Rosie I would love to see you take Micheal apart but I don't want you to have to get down in the gutter to do it cause that is were you would have to go to find him....

Goodnight...

882 days ago
288.

Danielle    

If lindsay gets into politics, im defecting to some deserted island with an extreme amount of beer and canned food.

882 days ago
289.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Good thing its spring and not winter, otherwise some ladies might be missing their fur coats. Hope the security is top notch with this trick running around, all those peeps with jewels on. . . . . She's not called 'Sticky Fingers Lohan' for nothing.

882 days ago
290.

Danielle    

Well, with some further thought of lindsay getting into politics, theres a good chance cigarettes and alcohol will be free for anyone who can show proof they received an injustice, due to a DUI!

882 days ago
291.

Juliana    

Michael Lohan and Rosie O'Donnell are both pathetic angry wanna be's. They both have bad tempers and poor manners...they both need to STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!

882 days ago
292.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    


Nevermind all of those (still fictional) reports of Linds playing Liz Taylor. She apparently has other offers. “Sources close to Linds” have claimed that she was offered to be appointed as the President of the United States, but turned it down due to a scheduling conflict with Faegtrick, her lesbianist, however has graciously agreed to appear as special VVIP guest of honor for some stupid dinner, for which she‘ll be a no-show.

While such an appointment has, to date, never been pulled off - no matter how big the celebrity, DUIna insists that this is true, rasping "Linds would make a great President. Everyone loves her and she's as smart as a WOP".

Italians all over the Tri-State area have vowed to "take care of her" for that blatantly offensive racist slur, but DUIna isn't worried. "What do I care"?, she bleated. "I have my hands full trying to starve AA Aliana and get her to stop wearing her bra, and Hobie took the stretch-limo again. I need to get into the city. For something. God, get a job, people”.

Linds was oblivious to this. And everything else. Limbo Night at Ginger's Celebrity Seafood Buffet. Do you really think she'd pay attention to anything else?

882 days ago
293.

Nikki    

Now I lay me down to sleep, I hope to god FUTMZ hooks me up with a bag of weed.
If I should die before I wake, I hope FUTMZ doesnt hook up with dudes he meets

882 days ago
294.

Watcher    

I've got to say this because no one else seems to be willing to say it. Rosie O'Donnell has a constantly bitter attitude about everything and everybody. She has the nastiest disposition of any celebrity I've seen and is constantly in an attack mode. What is wrong with her? Any therapist would say this woman needs to SERIOUSLY examine what's going on in her personal life to make her so bitter toward others.

882 days ago
295.

Nikki    

Go back to your Attic, your not welcomed

882 days ago
296.

INSIDER H8TURD, V.P.    


The State of California has just signed into legislature a bill adding an additional $2.00 tax per pack of cigarettes sold in the state. Linds' "camp" is livid. Guess who's the largest consumer of tobacco products in the United States?

882 days ago
297.

LLsez    


!OCCUPY THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENT'S DINNER!

882 days ago
298.

Danielle    

Watcher: 9 minutes ago
I've got to say this because no one else seems to be willing to say it. Rosie O'Donnell has a constantly bitter attitude about everything and everybody. She has the nastiest disposition of any celebrity I've seen and is constantly in an attack mode. What is wrong with her? Any therapist would say this woman needs to SERIOUSLY examine what's going on in her personal life to make her so bitter toward others.

Rosie shoots it from the hip and she doesn't hold back whats obviously in everyones face and on that note i think Roseanne Barr is a nasty disrespectful bich, with no regards for anyone and where is she?...rosie cant be all that bad..she is still called on for opinions...HA!!!

882 days ago
299.

MADISYN, LIAISON TO THE H8TURDS!!    

Who's paying for Blohan to fly cross country? Who's paying for her hotel stay? I don't think SCH is gonna foot the bill for this trick and her roving band of merry thieves. Does Ali have to tag along too? You know this twit can't sleep all by herself at 25. Will Milo also attend? Tons of questions, so few answers . . . .

882 days ago
300.

Danielle    

Rosie shoots it from the hip and she doesn't hold back whats obviously in everyones face and on that note i think Roseanne Barr is a nasty disrespectful bich, with no regards for anyone and where is she?...rosie cant be all that bad..she is still called on for opinions...HA!!!

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