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Octomom

Signs On For Self-Pleasure Video

5/1/2012 12:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Octomom Masterbation Video?
Octomom
may be declaring bankruptcy, but she's still very much the master of her own domain.

Octo has signed on to do a masturbation video ... TMZ has learned.  She's hooked up with an online adult entertainment company and will shoot the video this summer.  It will be released shortly thereafter -- not a lot of post production, we're told.

As for how much she'll make, it's hush hush, except we're told, "It's a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless."

You'll recall Octo once vowed never to do porn, but she's saying she doesn't consider a masturbation video porn, because it's a solo mission.




Jessica Simpson

Maternity Suite is Sweeeeeeeeet

for a Cool $4,000 a DAY!


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Jessica Simpson
's new baby girl arrived in the lap of luxury ... 'cause the hospital she was born in offers the crème de la crème of birthing suites --  if you open your wallet wider than a birthing uterus.

We're told Cedars-Sinai offers several VIP suites for pocket heavy new moms, but it's NOT the $500k mentioned in some reports. 

The BEST suite you can snag -- a 3-bdrm, 2-bath private pad within the hospital -- will run $3,784 a day ... more than what Beyonce spent  -- $3,200 a night --  on her luxury, 4 bedroom birthing suite.

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All that green goes a long way ... Jessica's suite boasts flat screen TV's, chilled juices on ice, muffin baskets, manis & pedis for wiped out new moms and a private dinner for two post-labor.

Simpson just delivered baby girl -- Maxwell Drew Johnson -- this AM, weighing in at 9 pounds, 13 ounces.




Sexy Celebrity Legs

GUESS WHO!


0427_sexy_stems_launchCan you guess which sultry stars have a leg up on the competition with these incredibly gorgeous gams?

"She's got legs, she knows how to use them."




Young Hayley Mills in "Parent Trap"

'MEMBA HER?!


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Before Lindsay Lohan starred in the '98 remake, Hayley Mills played the identical twins in the 1961 original film "The Parent Trap." Guess what she looks like now!




'90210' Star Trevor Donovan

Parties with 2 U.S. Presidents

... and 1 Dalai Lama


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What does Bill Clinton, the Dalai Lama and lonely teenage girls across the world all have in common?? They all LOVE "90210" hunk Trevor Donovan!!

The 33-year-old heartthrob glad-handed some of the most powerful people on the planet last week at the 12th World Summit of Nobel Peace Laureates in Chicago ... and TMZ has the pics.

Among the high profile guests -- Jimmy Carter, former President of Poland Lech Walesa, a couple of Kennedys, Rahm Emmanual and Sean Penn.

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So why was Donovan there? Trevor recently told TMZ he's tight with the Kennedy family and has become very active in the political scene as a result. Plus, he's really, really good looking.

Got more questions? Trevor is ready to spill his incredibly sculpted guts about the party later TODAY when he appears on "TMZ Live" at 1:30 PM PDT.  




Kardashians Meet "Kardashians"

SEEING DOUBLE!



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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were recently skewered on "Saturday Night Live" ... but they clearly don't hold a grudge against their SNL doppelgangers!

See what happened when the girls came face-to-face with their doubles.




What's the Big Frigin'

DIFFERENCE!?!


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You know the deal... now get to huntin'!

 
**HINT -- There are three differences in the above photographs!**




Massive New Tattoo

GUESS WHO!


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He may look like a clean cut kinda guy, but this star of one seriously huge movie also has a massive tattoo!

Know who it is? Click to find out!




Swingin' Stars

FOOOORE!


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These stars are giving a whole new meaning to the term clubbing. Check out which celebs have hit the links and left it all on the green.




The Cast of "7th Heaven"

THEN & NOW!


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Barry Watson celebrates his 38th birthday last week -- and to celebrate, we're taking a look at what the cast of the feel-good family show "7th Heaven" looks like today!

Who still looks great ... and what are they all working on now?


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1.

Steve    

Ewww...

904 days ago
2.

Peaches    

I'm speechless, why would anyone even want to see it?

904 days ago
3.

GIGI    

Harvey, I just turned 71 yrs. old april 22 and I LOVE YOUR SHOW,but honestly I can't take much more of the firggin Kardashian's. Kris to me, doesn't give a flying F*** about her kids happiness, only the MONEY. I mean here she takes Kim to the white house, but not Bruce? If Kim had a white guy she wouldn't know what the hell to do with him-thanks mommy!! Kanye and Kim make the best couple,to self absorbed people. Thank GOD we're rid of the other one and Lamar, maybe he can get a life again. love ya harv, Gigi

904 days ago
4.

john twyman    

the porn industry should be ashamed for even paying her. who wants to see her wack herself off when there are way more attractive woman in porn??? OCTO-HO is more like it

904 days ago
5.

Bob    

What a stupid twit!!!!!!!

904 days ago
6.

debbie    

why dont they leave this woman alone any 1 can see it might be her face but not her body

904 days ago
7.

Lisa    

And a blow job isn't really sex...hahahaha...what a worthless moron and she's a role model and responsible for teaching 14 children right from wrong!

904 days ago
8.

dss    

Not at all alarmed by such piece of human trash. Not to mention she was a long time girlfriend of a con man, who was convicted in 1999 for manslaughter in NYS by the name of Jerry Turner DIN 99A4720, who is serving a 12-25 sentence in Clinton Correctional Facility in upstate NY.

904 days ago
9.

G    

I hope the christ everyone is smart enough not to spend a dime on this trash disgusting fat body, I feel so bad for the childre to have such a disgusting person as a mother. I hope she loses all the kids loses her shirt

904 days ago
10.

JOEL    

IF I WANTED TO THROW UP I WOULD JUST EAT AT MACD'S
THIS PIECE OF **** BITCH ISN'T WORTH A BURGER.

904 days ago
11.

kaleah    

OK, I'm going to play the devil's advocate here. For one thing, I'm sure there are people in this world who watch this sort of thing. But, most importantly, those of you who criticize her for doing this - and it must be a heck of a lot of money, or the article would have printed it - would you be willing to say, hey, don't do that; I'll help you support those kids? Of course not. She's tried other avenues, including begging for help. Obviously, she's not gotten enough help to support them - so now that she's brought them into this world, mistake or not, is she supposed to let them starve, go without substantial clothing and shelter, go without education and healthcare? Sorry, I don't think so. It's up to her to get the funds to raise them, and it's really none of our business on this comment board how she does it.

904 days ago
12.

TMB    

"Bring your daughter to work day" should be interesting in the Octo-family this year.

904 days ago
13.

Lisa    

Kaleah you make a valid point. But when this person spends what money she has on herself ($500 last week on her hair!), and gym membership that I know of, she is not going to get any sympathy from me! She's not out looking for a legitimate job, she just wants to be "famous." She has taken advantage of every person/entity that has helped her. Look what she's done to the house that poor schmuck "sold" to her. She defaulted from the very beginning. She's destroyed the house's value tremendously by letting her kids knock holes in the walls and she's literally spray painted on the walls herself. Shame on her!!!

904 days ago
14.

Lisa    

Actually, I saw Octo at the gym I go to last year and her body (clothed) is decent. Her face is hideous, but that might not matter. However, her HANDS look like they belong to a crab fisherman (no pun intended LOL)! Gross!

904 days ago
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mrbluesays    

sick stupid tramp

904 days ago
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