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Octomom

Signs On For Self-Pleasure Video

5/1/2012 12:01 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

Octomom Masterbation Video?
Octomom
may be declaring bankruptcy, but she's still very much the master of her own domain.

Octo has signed on to do a masturbation video ... TMZ has learned.  She's hooked up with an online adult entertainment company and will shoot the video this summer.  It will be released shortly thereafter -- not a lot of post production, we're told.

As for how much she'll make, it's hush hush, except we're told, "It's a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless."

You'll recall Octo once vowed never to do porn, but she's saying she doesn't consider a masturbation video porn, because it's a solo mission.




Jessica Simpson

Maternity Suite is Sweeeeeeeeet

for a Cool $4,000 a DAY!


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Jessica Simpson
's new baby girl arrived in the lap of luxury ... 'cause the hospital she was born in offers the crème de la crème of birthing suites --  if you open your wallet wider than a birthing uterus.

We're told Cedars-Sinai offers several VIP suites for pocket heavy new moms, but it's NOT the $500k mentioned in some reports. 

The BEST suite you can snag -- a 3-bdrm, 2-bath private pad within the hospital -- will run $3,784 a day ... more than what Beyonce spent  -- $3,200 a night --  on her luxury, 4 bedroom birthing suite.

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All that green goes a long way ... Jessica's suite boasts flat screen TV's, chilled juices on ice, muffin baskets, manis & pedis for wiped out new moms and a private dinner for two post-labor.

Simpson just delivered baby girl -- Maxwell Drew Johnson -- this AM, weighing in at 9 pounds, 13 ounces.




Sexy Celebrity Legs

GUESS WHO!


0427_sexy_stems_launchCan you guess which sultry stars have a leg up on the competition with these incredibly gorgeous gams?

"She's got legs, she knows how to use them."




Young Hayley Mills in "Parent Trap"

'MEMBA HER?!


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Before Lindsay Lohan starred in the '98 remake, Hayley Mills played the identical twins in the 1961 original film "The Parent Trap." Guess what she looks like now!




'90210' Star Trevor Donovan

Parties with 2 U.S. Presidents

... and 1 Dalai Lama


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What does Bill Clinton, the Dalai Lama and lonely teenage girls across the world all have in common?? They all LOVE "90210" hunk Trevor Donovan!!

The 33-year-old heartthrob glad-handed some of the most powerful people on the planet last week at the 12th World Summit of Nobel Peace Laureates in Chicago ... and TMZ has the pics.

Among the high profile guests -- Jimmy Carter, former President of Poland Lech Walesa, a couple of Kennedys, Rahm Emmanual and Sean Penn.

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So why was Donovan there? Trevor recently told TMZ he's tight with the Kennedy family and has become very active in the political scene as a result. Plus, he's really, really good looking.

Got more questions? Trevor is ready to spill his incredibly sculpted guts about the party later TODAY when he appears on "TMZ Live" at 1:30 PM PDT.  




Kardashians Meet "Kardashians"

SEEING DOUBLE!



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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian were recently skewered on "Saturday Night Live" ... but they clearly don't hold a grudge against their SNL doppelgangers!

See what happened when the girls came face-to-face with their doubles.




What's the Big Frigin'

DIFFERENCE!?!


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You know the deal... now get to huntin'!

 
**HINT -- There are three differences in the above photographs!**




Massive New Tattoo

GUESS WHO!


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He may look like a clean cut kinda guy, but this star of one seriously huge movie also has a massive tattoo!

Know who it is? Click to find out!




Swingin' Stars

FOOOORE!


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These stars are giving a whole new meaning to the term clubbing. Check out which celebs have hit the links and left it all on the green.




The Cast of "7th Heaven"

THEN & NOW!


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Barry Watson celebrates his 38th birthday last week -- and to celebrate, we're taking a look at what the cast of the feel-good family show "7th Heaven" looks like today!

Who still looks great ... and what are they all working on now?


127 COMMENTS

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46.

Kelly    

Guess you gotta do what you gotta do. Just hope none of those kids see Mom's video(s) after they grow up.

876 days ago
47.

tim    

OctoS***.

876 days ago
48.

Kat Karnes    

Octo+Ugly makes me sick!!! Yukkypoo!!!

876 days ago
49.

mikeR    

How much money did Octomom piss away since she became "famous", I wonder? You know once this starts she'll eventually go hardcore. I feel for these children as they grow up.

876 days ago
50.

bob555    

If there was ever a governmental agency who is looking out for the welfare of kids ( 14 in this case) they should get involved. These kids will have to suffer the humiliation when they grow older of having many outsiders make fun of, humiliate & trash them, for something their mother did in the past.
And I agree with anyone who posted "Why would anyone want to see this skank do herself on film. This does give the porn industry a bad name.

876 days ago
51.

mikeR    

Even sadder is that it will probably be a giant hit.

876 days ago
52.

john     

why would anybody pay the octomom money or anybody want to see her Velcro patch for having babies and i,m not talking about her genitals, just another poor choice wheres it stop.

876 days ago
53.

damon    

let 'see ..her first porn movie would titled like the james Bond classic octo...

876 days ago
54.

JZ    

What is she going to use? An empty gallon wine bottle. Anything smaller would vanish.

876 days ago
55.

laughin@stupid    

and as streched as she is will she be using a baseball bat ????

876 days ago
56.

Pamela    

This company is a company doing anything for money and people should ignore it and not give them money to continue on. They offered a Mother of 14 kids to do this job and it shows their brains are in their bottoms only. She is stupid to take such a job which we know won't last long and its only for publicity. This whole thing makes me sick.

876 days ago
57.

momofbron    

I hope that the state takes away all of the kids from this slut. I hope that nobody buys or rents the movie. Why would anyone want to see that old stretched out piece of flesh? BLECH!!!!!

876 days ago
58.

momofbron    

Thank God Jessica Simpson finally dropped that kid! She's been preganant for what now, 2 years? She acted like she was the only tramp in the world to get screwed and pregnant by a guy who doesn't really want to marry her (otherwise, he would have by now). I was so sick of hearing about how her body was changing every day, blah, blah, blah

876 days ago
59.

M    

Everyone be sure and pirate this piece of trash production and ensure that they lose money. We must send a strong message to the porn industry.

876 days ago
60.

Mary    

I'm older. i've raised my kids and love my grandchildren. I also think that we've all punished her enough. It's over and done. She's responsible for her kids. No one would dare give her a job because of how everyone would react. We, a Christian nation, just can't seem to let her alone. Many want to punish her further by taking her kids away. She's been investigated, investigated again and again. It would be kinder to the kids to help her and not continue the rock throwing. I wonder if Jesus would encourage more judgement against her or if He's ask for compassion. And as Forest Gump would say, "And that's all I have to say about that." As I've said, I'm much older and tired of all the hate.

876 days ago
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