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Secret Service Hooker

I Could've Stolen Top Secret

Obama Information

5/4/2012 8:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
breaking news

Dania Londono Suarez just appeared on wRadio in Colombia
The Colombian prostitute behind the massive Secret Service scandal claims she had access to top secret government info during her tryst with an SS agent -- because he was passed out drunk.

24-year-old Dania Londono Suarez just appeared on wRadio in Colombia, claiming she even had access to the agent's wallet -- because he had fallen into a deep alcohol-induced slumber ... and left all his possessions completely unattended. Dania did not say if she actually rifled through his stuff.

Dania also didn't say if she actually had sex with the agent in question -- but admitted she did enough to warrant payment ... whatever that means.

And big surprise -- Dania said a lot more went down that fateful night in Cartagena, but she'll only divulge those secrets ... for a hefty price. She's already lawyered up with one of Colombia's best attorneys.

Good thing she wasn't a spy -- OR WAS SHE?!?!

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16.

Machelle    

Get over yourself,
seriously that's
the best you can
do? Go to school
get a degree,
get a job.

798 days ago
17.

Jdawg    

Well when the cats away as they say, And Michelle didnt go to Columbia on that trip. Maybe this explains the rash Obama was treated for this week.

798 days ago
18.

Hotwheelz    

money hungry thieving hooker, can you really believe anything that ***s out of that nasty mouth? What a skank..................

798 days ago
19.

Bob L    

Why didn't the agent just pay the woman what they had both agreed on? He is so stupid. She was only asking for what she felt she had earned.
If he had paid her what he owed her- none of these sexual exploits would have ever been known.

798 days ago
20.

DaveT    

Some new changes on TMZ are good.
But the new comment window isn't. The text is TINY, makes no sense.
"We're changing the font size smaller so the readers can bend their necks and squint their eyes".....?
Front page changes are pretty good, but the small text size ain't workin'.

798 days ago
21.

Anni    

Someone's out for their 15 minutes.

798 days ago
22.

HRH Prince Michael    

For DECADES, various "governmental"-agencies have recklessly engaged in extremely unethical, immoral, and nefarious activities. Arrogantly, abusing -both- Power and Public Trust, with zero-accountability.

This latest scandal -yet again- CONFIRMS what I've demanded for years: "Executive", "Legislative", and "Judicial" branch (es), En Masse resignations. NOW.


FBI, CIA, NSA, ATF, DEA, U.S. Secret Service, Ect:
TRUE Justice, AWAITS.


20Twelve:
Daniel Twelve;1 is HERE, Zechariah Twelve;8 is NOW,
St. Mark Twelve;36 is NOW, Psalm2;012 is NOW,
The Kingdom strikes BACK!
NOW, The Most Blessed Christ King YESHUA reigns!

798 days ago
23.

Amber    

this trash is just trying to stay in the lime light... Go away whore...

798 days ago
24.

Superman    

Just another money-grubbing famewhore. Go away, skank!

798 days ago
25.

Kevin    

I love how she is up on a pedestal "I'm an ESCORT not a Whore! Whores work in brothels." So you are just a mobile whore.

798 days ago
26.

Larry The Don    

She's not even cute

798 days ago
27.

oink    

Let her keep talking, she will go missing.

798 days ago
28.

arale norimaki    

Please tell me that donkey-faced thing with the braces is not the chick you're going out with.

798 days ago
29.

arale norimaki    

I don't understand why prostitution is illegal. Selling is legal. Funking is legal. Why isn't selling funking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away? I can't follow the logic on that one at all! Of all the things you can do, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst thing in the world. In the army they give you a medal for spraying napalm on people! In civilian life you go to jail for giving someone an orgasm! Maybe I'm not supposed to understand it..

798 days ago
30.

Mumra the Ever Living    

Wow, Columbians like their hoes skanky. Whichever Secret Service man picked that should be shot. He obviously can't see and his judgement is crap.

798 days ago
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