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Dykstra, Murray, Debarge

Jailbird Homies!

5/6/2012 6:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Conrad Murray
and James DeBarge just got a new friend -- Lenny Dykstra is now held up next to them in the L.A. County Jail's celebrity wing.

Dykstra -- who is serving time for assault with a deadly weapon and lewd conduct -- joins the doctor and the singer in the slammer, and we're told at times it has gotten downright raunchy.

We're told Dykstra sometimes puts a sheet over his head -- for fun -- pokes a hole around the waste area and sticks his "baseball bat" through the hole ... for the amusement of anyone who dares to look.

Debarge's lawyer, Spencer Vodnoy, tells TMZ ... Murray and DeBarge are now best buds, and they make fun of Dykstra and his perverted past-time pleasures.

But all good things must come to an end.  DeBarge is getting out in a few days.

Looks like it's time for batting practice, Conrad.

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31.

daniela7979    

GARBAGE!!

900 days ago
32.

duilama    

Looks like Phantom was extra excited by this story. Was it because of the white sheet? or Was it because of the baseball bat?

Talking about white sheet, where the hell is Shareurwoodie simmering these days?

900 days ago
33.

Duilama    

why does a chicken cross the road?

Because it finds MJ's real nose!


Why does Dykstra show his baseball bat?

Because he knew Dr. Murray could hook him up with a catheter!

900 days ago
35.

HumanNature    

GOD IS SURELY BLESSING THE "QUACK"!!!!


LOCKED UP UNTIL 2014


THANK YOU GOD!!!

900 days ago
36.

duilama    

What does iPad have to do with MJ?

Because International Pedophilia Awareness Day is set on June 25


and MJ had made the world aware of what rich pedophile can do to children and their families!

900 days ago
38.

OhWell    

Thank You,
Dr.Murray
For A Job "Well" Done!


iPad

900 days ago
39.

duilama    

Mj's story is so dead. No one cares about him in a years time, no one will remember. Pepsi's gamble is a total lost.

900 days ago
40.

=)    

To fully be a human being is to take full responsibility for one’s part in the co-creation of the world.
Joel Federman
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmF9E_JcdKE&feature=related

900 days ago
41.

deirdrelawlor    

wee all miss michael

899 days ago
43.

OhWell    

deirdrelawlor

wee all miss michael
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Ahh,
No Wee Don't.

899 days ago
44.

TMZISAPIECEOFSHIT    

If Dykstra's ass is a rosy pink as his face he's gonna be really popular.

899 days ago
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