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Tanning Mom

I'm Soo Down with Jay-Z!!

5/7/2012 7:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Tanning Mom
looks like she's 102-year-old bacon, but thinks she's a hip-hop fan in her 20s -- 'cause she was bumping Jay-Z loud enough to shatter the windows ... on her MINI-VAN!!

Tanning Mom -- aka Patricia Krentcil, aka Crypt Keeper, aka Burnt Beef Jerky -- was sitting in her driveway this weekend in Nutley, NJ blasting the only Jigga song you'd expect her to play ... "Young Forever."

While TM was chillin' to Jay ... she clearly got a little pissed off waiting for her husband.

Eventually, she stormed out of the car and back into the house ... showing off her severely over-tanned legs in a severely revealing outfit.

Just call us "jealous, fat, and ugly."

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Anonymous    

LMFAO @ "102-year-old bacon".

713 days ago
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Felicia    

All I can say is yuck!

713 days ago
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Kimberly    

That is just nasty......Skank needs to put some age appropriate clothes on....

713 days ago
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RaineeDrops    

Oh my LOL
I have no other words.

713 days ago
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Fuck Celebrities    

She dresses like a 10-year-old.

713 days ago
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Kari    

This woman is such a mess. I wish someone would get her the help she needs.

713 days ago
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sternnation.com    

She should just pour gasoline on herself and light it. She'll never have to worry about tanning again.

713 days ago
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Bird    

Having a nice tan in the summer is a good thing. Baking yourself in a tanning booth until you look like a rotisserie cooked chicken is not. The woman looks like a freak.. It's funny that she actually thinks she looks hot.

713 days ago
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CN    

TMZ - This is another person who is not particularly interesting - or pleasant to look at. Why are we still talking about her? And stalking her?

713 days ago
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Jeansgeans    

1 It looks like she is wearing a bathing suit.2 This woman has a mental disorder . 3 Let this poor pathetic creature live her own little world.

713 days ago
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kronenburg    

I fear that if you keep stalking this woman, TMZ, she's going to end up with her own reality show on E! Please stop before it's too late!

713 days ago
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deteecher    

Saggy, granny panties. LMAO @ beef jerky.

713 days ago
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w    

wow, did tanning screw her ears up, that was TOO loud.

713 days ago
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RedwoodPerch    

TMZ... If you guys continue to report this monstrosity, I will no longer visit your website. FIND SOME REAL NEWS !!!

713 days ago
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jimmy d    

Showing an up the skirt shot is just cruel and unnecessary.

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