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Tanning Mom

I'm Soo Down with Jay-Z!!

5/7/2012 7:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Tanning Mom
looks like she's 102-year-old bacon, but thinks she's a hip-hop fan in her 20s -- 'cause she was bumping Jay-Z loud enough to shatter the windows ... on her MINI-VAN!!

Tanning Mom -- aka Patricia Krentcil, aka Crypt Keeper, aka Burnt Beef Jerky -- was sitting in her driveway this weekend in Nutley, NJ blasting the only Jigga song you'd expect her to play ... "Young Forever."

While TM was chillin' to Jay ... she clearly got a little pissed off waiting for her husband.

Eventually, she stormed out of the car and back into the house ... showing off her severely over-tanned legs in a severely revealing outfit.

Just call us "jealous, fat, and ugly."

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31.

Really_Though    

she is always a passenger in the car.....must have had a DUI.....

799 days ago
32.

Javadude54    

No surprises here.

799 days ago
33.

ts    

what the hell is she wearing!

799 days ago
34.

alexIV    

hey TMZ why did u guys blocked me from twitter

799 days ago
35.

Latoya's Headband    

Her skin looks like a old Loius Vittion handbag!

799 days ago
36.

Kepano    

Melanomom!!!

799 days ago
37.

starcravingmad    

Ugh! It's hideous!!!

799 days ago
38.

Gaylord    

Just when you think "nobody could be THAT stupid," somebody steps up to the plate and proves you wrong ... heh, heh ... and heh. Yeah, she's "hot" all right - but not the kind of "hot" she seems to think she is. ROFLMAO!

799 days ago
39.

Christy    

Looks like those ruffled plastic panties you put on kids when you are potty training. I bet she smells like a fire pit....nasty!!

799 days ago
40.

Sunset    

I can't believe you actually took time to film this freak! I think she was wearing a little girls skirt. The kind that comes with built in underwear. Ick!

799 days ago
41.

Celeb Gossip Addict    

I don't know how comfortable I am with you hurling insults at this woman. In fact I am not comfortable with it at all. Why don't you leave the idiocy to the commenters?

799 days ago
42.

SusanCoyote    

Proof that Jay-Z is a douche!!!

799 days ago
43.

buzz kill    

Feel sorry for the husband.

799 days ago
44.

Meanie    

ugly nut job

799 days ago
45.

Glenda     

For God sake TMZ, why are you still running this old hag? Please for the love of God make it stop. She's getting more attention than she deserves.

799 days ago
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