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Tanning Mom

I'm Soo Down with Jay-Z!!

5/7/2012 7:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF


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Tanning Mom
looks like she's 102-year-old bacon, but thinks she's a hip-hop fan in her 20s -- 'cause she was bumping Jay-Z loud enough to shatter the windows ... on her MINI-VAN!!

Tanning Mom -- aka Patricia Krentcil, aka Crypt Keeper, aka Burnt Beef Jerky -- was sitting in her driveway this weekend in Nutley, NJ blasting the only Jigga song you'd expect her to play ... "Young Forever."

While TM was chillin' to Jay ... she clearly got a little pissed off waiting for her husband.

Eventually, she stormed out of the car and back into the house ... showing off her severely over-tanned legs in a severely revealing outfit.

Just call us "jealous, fat, and ugly."

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121.

truth hurts    

This whole story is just mean-spirited. Leave the lady alone. She was minding her business and is now being harassed by the media for looking different. Stop sensationalizing this story.

709 days ago
122.

myopinion    

Rock it!!!!
Tanning Mom is cool!!!!

709 days ago
123.

Robert    

q

709 days ago
124.

Robert    

Makes me think of the Seinfeld's "The Butter Shave" episode when Kramer uses butter to tan, stick a fork in me I am done. Then Kramer's head was on a cooked turkey.
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051118200511/uncyclopedia/images/f/fd/KramerTurkey.jpg

709 days ago
125.

lori    

Please DO NOT insult bacon like that!!!!

709 days ago
126.

lori    

Please DO NOT insult bacon like that, what is wrong with you??

709 days ago
127.

dane    

ummmm is she wearing a diaper?

709 days ago
128.

Jelani Hayes    

lmao she looks like Wile E. Coyote after the bomb went off

709 days ago
129.

Maya77    

Holy Sh*t, I have no words! LOL

708 days ago
130.

Janie Martin    

I don't believe this for a minute! They see dollar bills in their future......too sad!!!

708 days ago
131.

RWF    

What the hell is she wearing O.o
And LOL @ burnt beef jerky.

708 days ago
132.

worldclass    

well now we know who buys Jay Z's crappy albums LOL

708 days ago
133.

A-SLICE    

YES HOW DARE AN OLDER WOMAN LISTEN TO MODERN MUSIC. SHE SHOULD ONLY BE ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING BEFORE 1970, THIS IS DISGUSTING

708 days ago
134.

A-SLICE    

YES HOW DARE AN OLDER WOMAN LISTEN TO MODERN MUSIC. SHE SHOULD ONLY BE ALLOWED TO LISTEN TO ANYTHING BEFORE 1970, THIS IS DISGUSTING

708 days ago
135.

garabo2004    

I have to say...that the 4000 yr old Egyptian mummies that I saw in Cairo...look much better and healthier....

708 days ago
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