Jeff Dunham -- There's a Mystery Substance in My Puppet's Butt

TMZ if your going to report news on nobodys please include Moesha, Eric Estrada, Fabio, Right Said Fred, The Geico Caveman, Mr. Belding from "Saved By The Bell" and Lorenzo Lamas...Thanks

Come agaIn ?

His show should be called "RACISM - With Puppets!"

I do not have to watch this to know he is talking about the lotion. I remember him doing a skit on it for one of his videos. It was funny as hell.

HA, Jeff Dunham is funny. I like the dead terrorist puppet. "Silence...I kill you" makes me laugh every time.

Old news , It was hand lotion , which has a chemical signature close to nitroglycerin . It falls in with failling a drug test because you had a poppy seed bagel .

The lotion story was a huge part of his opening monologue from his first HBO special which aired about 5 years ago. Slight references towards it were made throughout the show as well. Nothing new here.

he....already did this joke...a long time ago??? lol

This dude is the second biggest tool behind Bieber. Dude, seriously, you play with puppets. The comedy isn't funny. No one thinks being a ventrilquilist is funny however you spell it. This is garbage my grandfather would have watched in the black and white days. No one cares any more. Time to pack up your puppets and go home.

Was his puppet molested? Damn.

Hey stupid TMZ dumbasses, way to kill a joke. You idiots should rent the 2nd of Dunham's concert DVD's; it's the opening joke of his act.

I Love watching his programs! This man is good and so funny. Honestly, I do not know which of his puppets I like the best - Peanuts, Walter or Ahmed! Infact, Jeff Dunham did a program on this very subject some time back - it was Hilareous!! TMZ - You are WAY TOO LATE on this one!!

It's probably a TSA employee's hand up there, that's what's usually up most airline customer's butt's these days, with the intrusive-yet-ineffective "security" system we have in airports now.

Big Salami - Jeff Dunham isn't a nobody, and unlike you, he is pretty funny!

You suck, TMZ! There have been televised skits of his story regarding the TSA incident for a long time. Stop sucking so much and "report" on something of consequence, for once!